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  • #16
    Originally posted by bigbluedefense View Post
    Merriman mustve ripped her insides out Kobe Bryant on white girl style.

    I seriously don't care since its Tila Tequila. I know I'll neg repped for that, but seriously, its Tila Tequila.
    Dude, the roids shrink your junk.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by senormysterioso View Post
      Dude, the roids shrink your junk.
      if we want to get technical, it shrinks the balls. not the shaft.


      this thread is going in the wrong direction haha.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by JFLO View Post
        Haha, after I read this, this was the first thing I thought of:

        Shawne Merriman
        Height: 6'4"
        Weight: 260-270
        Profession: Professional Football Player

        Tila Tequila
        Height: 5'4"?
        Weight: 90-110 pounds?
        Profession: Professional waste?

        Nice Shawne, very nice.
        I need more details, this makes no sense at all. Why would Merriman beef with a bisexual elf??

        Where's the upside??

        If he choked her, let's be honest, Tequlia would be R.I.P.

        Oh, I just re-read the OP. It looks like Shawne was messing around with that freakazoid. This is a domestic non-story IMO. If there are no signs of physical bruising, I know this is chauvinist to say, but that trick is attempting to screw with Merriman's livelihood because he pissed her off.

        But I did lose a few points of respect for Merriman for bringing that skank back to his crib to kick it!!

        Ewwh!

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        • #19
          Can't say it registers for me because I have no idea who she is.

          But crazy stuff happens Labor Day weekend.

          Too bad Merriman missed the Maryland/Cal game last night.
          Pugnacity, testosterone, truculence, and belligerence.

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          • #20
            I don't care how ugly or annoying she is, this probably wouldn't have occurred if Shawne cared a little less about being famous and a little more about the trophy.

            No Twitter updates yet, for the record. God, more Merriman drama.

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            • #21
              Im not gonna lie. Id hit it and quit it.


              Id like triple wrap my condoms and spray rubbing alcohol in that vag before I entered, but id still hit it.


              Shes the type that youd smash, but then feel guilty about afterwards.

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              • #22
                as a man "what a lowlife"

                as a Chiefs fan " what a lowlife and :D "

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                • #23
                  Lights out Shawne.

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                  • #24
                    I'd give him a raise for beating tila tequila.
                    Hi Mom. Send money!

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                    • #25
                      i'd hit it...wait what?

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by bigbluedefense View Post
                        I wonder if he did the lights out dance after he banged Tila Tequila.

                        hopefully he was wearing protection. Who knows what diseases she is infested with

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by bigbluedefense View Post
                          Im not gonna lie. Id hit it and quit it.


                          Id like triple wrap my condoms and spray rubbing alcohol in that vag before I entered, but id still hit it.


                          Shes the type that youd smash, but then feel guilty about afterwards.
                          For who?

                          Because I would feel ashamed of myself.

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                          • #28
                            Well Shawne kinda hit it

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                            • #29
                              He is a dumb ass. I hope he gets suspended at least 2 weeks!!!! :)
                              Originally posted by SunTzu_22
                              Just let it go RWO.
                              We as Ravens fans are clearly scum of the earth, and should just be happy that these great people, who cheer for nothing than the finest, morally impeccable players, playing on the finest, most morally impeccable teams, will grace us with their presence, and words of wisdom.

                              John Wall
                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4CbQGBbUOw

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                              • #30
                                well isnt this just great, now im gonna have to choke a *****.


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