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    Saint of Marriage Blessings?

    http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/en_...kes-again.html

    It's almost football time...
    **** her in da *****!

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    Yeah, cuz we really needed a nice, rounded out 50 threads with Tebow in the title.

    Sig img shamelessly stolen from teh interwebs

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    • #3
      Nick Swisher? Ewwwwwwwwww

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      • #4
        He's everywhere.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by FlyingElvis View Post
          Yeah, cuz we really needed a nice, rounded out 50 threads with Tebow in the title.
          And people wonder why ESPN won't stop talking about him.

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          • #6
            Tim Teblow sucks.


            Originally posted by ElectricEye
            I'm a whiny little kunt. Feel sorry for me as I go masturbate to a picture of my mom dressed as a teletubby.

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              • #8
                That's pretty ********. If you aren't man enough to ask a woman to marry you you aren't man enough to be her husband!

                sig by fenikz
                Originally posted by ImBrotherCain
                You are just a terrible person.
                Originally posted by bigbluedefense
                I have an iPhone.

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                • #9
                  Tim Tebow delivers all types of ringzzz.


                  Originally posted by Scott Wright
                  Terrellezzzzzzzz Pryorzzzzzzzz!
                  Originally posted by njx9
                  do i tell you when to flip the burger?

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                  • #10
                    Tim Tebow has not lost his touch for the dramatic, even after leaving his worldly kingdom of the Gators in Gainesville.

                    New York Yankees rightfielder Nick Swisher is engaged to actress Joanna Garcia (Gossip Girl), thanks in part to Tebow’s influence. Swisher helped seal the deal by arranging for Tebow to meet Garcia’s parents, who live in Tampa and are big fans of Tebow.

                    She officially said yes May 19.

                    “We kept it a secret,” Swisher told the New York Post. “She was wearing that big rock, though.”
                    This is kind of confusing. Did Swisher ask Tebow to meet with her parents so they would bless his proposal or something?

                    Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Brent View Post
                      This is kind of confusing. Did Swisher ask Tebow to meet with her parents so they would bless his proposal or something?
                      That's the part I don't understand. (which is what makes it awkward)

                      I mean... was Tim Tebow used as a character witness? Why?

                      I guess people don't seem to have a sense of humor.
                      **** her in da *****!

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                      • #12
                        These are the type of news stories that make me think maybe a nuclear Holocaust wouldnt be so bad.

                        Who are these two dimensional idiots?! God I hope they don't procreate.
                        Last edited by McBain; 07-22-2010, 04:33 AM.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Brent View Post
                          This is kind of confusing. Did Swisher ask Tebow to meet with her parents so they would bless his proposal or something?
                          Maybe the parents hated Swisher until Tebow came in all his glory and told them Swish was a good guy. Or something.

                          ****, I don't know (or really care).

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                          • #14
                            whoever wrote that ******* article needs a goddamn English lesson.

                            Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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                            • #15
                              I want the 60 seconds of my life back! I think itd be best if Mr. Tebow is caught making it rain with a bunch of tranny's doped up on purple drank while getting porked up his butt.

                              Sick Sig By BoneKrusher

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