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  • Originally posted by CJSchneider View Post
    My wife read this and shared it with me. I had to post it here
    Yeah, right lady.
    Faaaaake. That pic is from something, I cannot remember where though.

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    • http://minnesotasportstwentyfourseven.blogspot.com/

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      • Originally posted by Brent View Post
        Faaaaake. That pic is from something, I cannot remember where though.
        It's all over facebook

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        • #104383 +(11898)- [X]

          bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
          BritneySpears14: Aight.
          bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
          BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
          bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
          BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
          bloodninja: Me too baby.
          BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
          bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
          BritneySpears14: Hey...
          bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
          BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
          bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
          BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
          bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
          bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
          BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
          bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
          bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
          bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
          bloodninja: Baby?
          --------------
          BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
          eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
          BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
          eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
          BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
          BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
          eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
          BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
          eminemBNJA: Oh ****
          BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
          eminemBNJA: Oh ****
          eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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          • Now this we all shall have to try

            <wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
            <wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
            <wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
            Reply Mail Envelope.
            <wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
            in your hand.
            <wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
            whistling.
            <wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
            telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
            then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
            they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
            Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
            business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
            <wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
            added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
            so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
            the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
            yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
            demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
            very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

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            • Hahahahaha wow. they were both hilarious

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                • I put on my robe and wizard hat.
                  hahahahahahahahaha

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                  • Wow, wtf. That kind of creeps me out.

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                    • EPIC




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                        • Originally posted by Hawk View Post
                          Wow, what the fu...


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                          Amazing sig by jkpigskin

                          Originally posted by Paul
                          I'm no scientist but a mixture of semen, blood and feces can't be good.
                          LOL props to Paul

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                          • The way it is

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                            • Bloodninja is hilarious. A buddy of mine sent me a whole bunch of Bloodninja cyber-ing people. Great stuff:

                              Bloodninja
                              The Brian Sabean sig is no more. I disagreed with you on so many levels. And then you went out and built a dynasty. I am lame.

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                              • Originally posted by Borat Sagdiyev View Post
                                Bloodninja is hilarious. A buddy of mine sent me a whole bunch of Bloodninja cyber-ing people. Great stuff:

                                Bloodninja
                                Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
                                DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
                                DirtyKate: Who are you?
                                Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
                                Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
                                DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
                                Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
                                DirtyKate: Haha! OK
                                DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
                                Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
                                DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
                                Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
                                DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
                                DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
                                Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
                                **pause**
                                DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
                                Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
                                Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
                                **pause**
                                DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
                                Bloodninja: How did you know?
                                Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
                                Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
                                DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
                                Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
                                DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
                                Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
                                DirtyKate: What the ****?
                                DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
                                DirtyKate: F**k

                                hhahahaha!
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