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    • Which one were you?

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      • Originally posted by GB12 View Post
        Which one were you?
        SweetTemptress!


        Originally Posted by scottyboy
        my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
        But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons

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        • The snow one will probably be me tomorrow....we just got 12 inches over the weekend, and I'm still driving my car with frozen solid snow on it that cannot be removed with anything short of dynamite.

          And now, there supposedly another 6-10 inches on it's way......LAME.

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          • "Tiger Woods ya'll. Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Woods ya'll"

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            • by BoneKrusher
              <DG> how metal unseen
              <TheUnseen> Drunken Canadian Bastard: There's an APS for that

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              • Originally posted by BeerBaron View Post
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                The snow one will probably be me tomorrow....we just got 12 inches over the weekend, and I'm still driving my car with frozen solid snow on it that cannot be removed with anything short of dynamite.

                And now, there supposedly another 6-10 inches on it's way......LAME.
                I know, I just want to hibernate until spring.

                **** this snow.

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                • Never, ever fart in a dry suit...

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                    • There was a thread earlier about that website, but this post fits the the funny picture thread just perfectly... Worth a read.

                      http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

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                      • Originally posted by pete_norm View Post
                        There was a thread earlier about that website, but this post fits the the funny picture thread just perfectly... Worth a read.

                        http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84
                        I've never seen this site before but I am literally LOLing at work. I saw the shotgun in the kleenex box and just lost it.

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                        • Originally posted by killxswitch View Post
                          I've never seen this site before but I am literally LOLing at work. I saw the shotgun in the kleenex box and just lost it.
                          Same happened to me. My wife thought i was going crazy.

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                          • Originally posted by pete_norm View Post
                            Same happened to me. My wife thought i was going crazy.
                            I'm reading the Top Rated right now and OMG this is hilarious.

                            Original ad:
                            I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!

                            From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org
                            Hey,

                            I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested.

                            Mike

                            From Stephanie ******* to Me
                            Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup

                            From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
                            Stephanie,

                            It is very close to **********. I'm glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses.

                            My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm.

                            I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You'll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don't die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don't worry, I'll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren't familiar with one.

                            You then need to use my chainsaw to cut the horses into smaller parts that you can carry down to the lake. It can get a little messy, so I suggest wearing some clothes that you don't care about, or some clothes that the horse blood would compliment.

                            The lake isn't mine, it is my neighbor's. He gets kind of angry when he sees me dumping dead horses in his lake, so you have to make sure he isn't around when you do it. I have some cinderblocks you can use to weigh the horses down so he won't see them.

                            I have a lot of horses, and each horse takes about an hour and a half to dispose of, so you should have plenty of work. The job will pay $15 an hour. When can you start?

                            Mike

                            From Stephanie ******* to Me
                            omg that is HORRIBLE! That is truely awful and sick!! Why cant you just give the poor horses away? sorry but I am not helping you slaughter horses!!!

                            From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
                            Stephanie,

                            I'm sorry if you are a bit surprised, but this is how farms work. You can't give away old horses, you have to kill them. I thought about it, and if you don't want to use the chainsaw to cut up the horses, you can just use my truck to drag them down to the lake. Do you have your license or permit? If not, this could be good driving practice for you. You don't want to pass up on this great job opportunity.

                            Mike

                            From Stephanie ******* to Me
                            No that is not how farms work you are just SICK! I am NOT interested

                            From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
                            Stephanie you are going to regret this some day when you try to get a real job. I think this would look great on your resume.

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                              • Originally posted by General Zod View Post
                                lol

                                is that an ssj2?
                                no lightning, only SS1 :-P

                                sig by BoneKrusher

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