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    What are 3 things you would do?

    Rules: You can achieve no monetary gain directly from this.
    Here's mine:
    1. Murder William Shakespeare.
    2. Hang out with Walter Payton
    3. Catch Barry Bonds taking steroids.
    CHRIS PETERSEN > STEVE SARKISIAN AND JIM MORA. CALL ME WHEN ONE MAKES A BCS BOWL.


    Originally posted by slightlyabroncosfan
    JBalla is mormon, so naturally he assumes that whenever you get one marriage done, another two or five are in the works.


  • #2
    1. Party with Sidney Ponson
    2. Stop V.I. Lenin from taking over my homeland.
    3. Help The Dude Save The Day



    <+fenikz> "**** the Police, ride my fischstache bitches"

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    • #3
      1. Personal Reason...
      2. meet Jesus
      3. go back and see how the Neanderthals lived or something
      Gamertag: OnABoat16 (Games: NCAA 10, NHL 10, Tiger Woods 10)

      Proud fan of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers
      Somewhat proud fan of the Toronto Blue Jays
      Yes, a fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs as well
      A fan of the USF Bulls

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      • #4
        1. Have my parents teach me a second or third language when I was young.
        2. Learn to play golf at an earlier age.
        3. Start working out habits a lot earlier.

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        • #5
          1. Find out what the **** happened with JFK
          2.See the Dinosaurs
          3. Kill Hitler

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          • #6
            Originally posted by jballa838 View Post
            1. Murder William Shakespeare.
            Quite the intellectual we have on our hands here.

            1. Meet Jesus
            2. Give Drew Brees' father a condom
            3. Catch the '81 NC

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            • #7
              1. Hang out with Jim Belushi or Chris Farley (Try to stop that downward spiral)
              2. Stop Huey P. Long from being assassinated. (Best governor LA has ever had and possibly would have been an even better president. Thank you for Tiger Stadium Huey!)
              3. Kill Tom Benson and takeover the Saints before the many years of terrible decisions.

              Big time Thank You to BoneKrusher!

              Who Dat Nation!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by cardsalltheway View Post
                Quite the intellectual we have on our hands here.

                1. Meet Jesus
                2. Give Drew Brees' father a condom
                3. Catch the '81 NC
                HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by cardsalltheway View Post
                  Quite the intellectual we have on our hands here.

                  1. Meet Jesus
                  2. Give Drew Brees' father a condom
                  3. Catch the '81 NC
                  those are good ones, but i hate shakespeare.
                  i forgot to mention i would take a dictionary to some guy and let him "invent the words"
                  i have to memorize a shakespeare sonnet by tomorrow and none have real words.
                  CHRIS PETERSEN > STEVE SARKISIAN AND JIM MORA. CALL ME WHEN ONE MAKES A BCS BOWL.


                  Originally posted by slightlyabroncosfan
                  JBalla is mormon, so naturally he assumes that whenever you get one marriage done, another two or five are in the works.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by saintsfan912 View Post
                    1. Hang out with Jim Belushi or Chris Farley (Try to stop that downward spiral)
                    2. Stop Huey P. Long from being assassinated. (Best governor LA has ever had and possibly would have been an even better president. Thank you for Tiger Stadium Huey!)
                    3. Kill Tom Benson and takeover the Saints before the many years of terrible decisions.
                    Good choice. Go Tigers.



                    <+fenikz> "**** the Police, ride my fischstache bitches"

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                    • #11
                      1. Convince my parents to let me play hockey, because I think that I'd be really good. My first and only time skating, I was as good as my friend who was playing for 5 years
                      2. Choose to learn Spanish instead of French (everything is in Spanish now)
                      3. See the dinosaurs (like Chucky said)
                      Last edited by Bills2083; 11-19-2007, 10:02 PM.


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                      my lord...I cannot imagine such a world where I can mention Raymell Rice's thighs around a girl and not be the only one sexually aroused
                      But for everyone reading this in Buffalo and Cleveland and everywhere else, take solace in the following: As crazy as it sounds, you're lucky. Your Mount Everest experience is still ahead of you. It's waiting, and it's glorious.- Bill Simmons

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                      • #12
                        1 - Learn to play hockey younger
                        2 - Hang out with Bill Gates
                        3 - Find Ossama

                        #MoncriefArmy

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                        • #13
                          I have a time machine, problem is, it only goes forward at regular speed. It's essentialy just a carboard box but on the side i wrote "Time Machine" in sharpie.

                          Paul

                          New York Giants
                          New York Yankees
                          New York Knicks (unfortunately)
                          UConn Basketball
                          Virginia Tech Football
                          UConn Football

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                          • #14
                            1. Be a Patriots fan
                            2. Become an Actor
                            3. Become a Rapper


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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by jballa838 View Post
                              those are good ones, but i hate shakespeare.
                              i forgot to mention i would take a dictionary to some guy and let him "invent the words"
                              i have to memorize a shakespeare sonnet by tomorrow and none have real words.
                              Eh, a lot of people do and I wasn't a big fan before, but once you get used to how its written, its great stuff.

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