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  • A velociraptor is coming at you while driving a ferrari.

    In haiku form, explain how you will escape the situation.

    me first:
    The car is faster
    But I am the more cunning
    Spike strip for the win

  • #2
    this is so scary
    it is difficult to think
    the number of syllables

    bonekrusher on the sig magic
    <beans> libid dont worry man i think fondling big black men is a perfectly worthy career goal
    <JBond> laughing so hard I am crying

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    • #3
      Originally posted by BeansDooma View Post
      this is so scary
      it is difficult to think
      the number of syllables
      remember dear beans
      syllables of a haiku
      its five, seven, five

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      • #4
        Raptors can not drive
        Might as well be Korean
        Left blinker is on

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Tampa 2 4 life View Post
          remember dear beans
          syllables of a haiku
          its five, seven, five
          well in that case then
          i'd say that i would punch it
          right in it's damn face

          bonekrusher on the sig magic
          <beans> libid dont worry man i think fondling big black men is a perfectly worthy career goal
          <JBond> laughing so hard I am crying

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          • #6
            ******** raptor
            Doesn't know I'm on a boat
            I ****** a mermaid

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BeansDooma View Post
              well in that case then
              i'd say that i would punch it
              right in it's damn face
              A good solution
              To your extended problem
              of having two hands

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              • #8
                Raptor glides at me
                Ferrari is way too fast
                Thus, I poop blood stool
                Credit to BoneKrusher for the Sig
                RIP themaninblack

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                • #9
                  one, cut hole in box
                  two, stick your dick in that box
                  three, open the box

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                  • #10
                    Haikus are easy
                    But sometimes they don't make sense
                    Refrigerator.

                    Velociraptor,
                    Can you please stop chasing me
                    Runnin' on empty
                    Last edited by Boston; 03-10-2009, 11:38 PM.

                    Hitman D

                    "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." - Henry David Thoreau

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Boston View Post
                      Haikus are easy
                      But sometimes they don't make sense
                      Refrigerator.
                      I like your ideas
                      Original as a t-shirt
                      Sarcastically.

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                      • #12
                        **** **** **** **** ****
                        HOLY ******* **** **** ****
                        MOTHER OF ****-**** caps

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                        • #13
                          Oh son-of-a-*****.
                          Why is it driving a Ferrari?
                          Those ******* dinosaurs.

                          Pick the Winners Champion 2008 | 2011

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                          • #14
                            shotty to the face
                            learned that **** from GTA
                            now must kill hookers

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by fenikz View Post
                              shotty to the face
                              learned that **** from GTA
                              now must kill hookers
                              plant bouncing betties
                              learned that from cod world at war
                              now must kill nazis
                              .......

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