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  • Originally posted by kalbears13 View Post
    I usually do the speed up thing at the last 5 yards to get the door for whoever is in my party and any immediate people afterwards, just to be a gentleman. But this girl I know always would basically sprint to the door faster to hold the door open for me. It pissed me off so much. And of course I have to say "thank you".

    I think you and me are gonna get along just fine. I couldn't have said it better myself. "You cannot give Reputation to the same post twice."

    Bonekrusher.

    Originally posted by JordanTaber
    Football...it's rocket surgery now, folks.

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    • Out of shape people who say they go to the gym everyday via facebook status. You then see these same people like 5 months later with no change. ******* do something.

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      • Originally posted by tjsunstein View Post
        Out of shape people who say they go to the gym everyday via facebook status. You then see these same people like 5 months later with no change. ******* do something.
        Similarly, fat people who go to the gym only to walk on a treadmill for 15, maybe 30 minutes, and then leave. Then, they say things like, "I go to the gym every day, I don't know why I can't lose weight. It must be genetic, so I can't help it."

        No, ******* walking for 30 minutes a day isn't going to get you to drop that extra 150 pounds. And coming up with the excuse, "It's genetic, I can't help it," infuriates me even more so much that I want to choke you with the rope of sausages that you are undoubtedly eating right now.

        Furthermore, you can walk anywhere you want if that's what you want to do to "work out." Stop going to the gym to do it just so you can say, "I go to the gym."

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        • You know what else grinds my gears? Everyone knows these two guys. It is two guys who were best friends in high school so they room together in college. They always hang out with each other like *** lovers. Whenever you hang out in a group, all they do is crack inside jokes about things that happened in high school that no one else gets and they think they are the funniest mother ******* alive, and in all actuality, everyone hates them and wants them to go **** each other out of everyone else view. **** you, ****** college kids who never grew out of high school.

          Bonekrusher.

          Originally posted by JordanTaber
          Football...it's rocket surgery now, folks.

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          • Originally posted by prock View Post
            You know what else grinds my gears? Everyone knows these two guys. It is two guys who were best friends in high school so they room together in college. They always hang out with each other like *** lovers. Whenever you hang out in a group, all they do is crack inside jokes about things that happened in high school that no one else gets and they think they are the funniest mother ******* alive, and in all actuality, everyone hates them and wants them to go **** each other out of everyone else view. **** you, ****** college kids who never grew out of high school.
            Oh yes. These people are pretty much bringing their security blanket to college.

            "I am afraid that nobody is gonna like me, so I'm gonna live with my BFF and talk constantly about how awesome we used to be."

            Mostly the same as the girls that always talk about "my boyfriend from highschool." Of couse, there's usually an awesome karmic payoff to listening to them talk about how they love each other and are 'totally gonna be together forever' and how they've even...'talked about getting engaged soon.'

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            • Originally posted by drowe View Post
              Oh yes. These people are pretty much bringing their security blanket to college.

              "I am afraid that nobody is gonna like me, so I'm gonna live with my BFF and talk constantly about how awesome we used to be."

              Mostly the same as the girls that always talk about "my boyfriend from highschool." Of couse, there's usually an awesome karmic payoff to listening to them talk about how they love each other and are 'totally gonna be together forever' and how they've even...'talked about getting engaged soon.'
              I wasn't going to chime in but in college a girl I had literally banged the night before told me when we woke up how much she loved her high school BF and how they were going to be together forever. Okey dokey.

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              • Originally posted by drowe View Post
                Oh yes. These people are pretty much bringing their security blanket to college.

                "I am afraid that nobody is gonna like me, so I'm gonna live with my BFF and talk constantly about how awesome we used to be."

                Mostly the same as the girls that always talk about "my boyfriend from highschool." Of couse, there's usually an awesome karmic payoff to listening to them talk about how they love each other and are 'totally gonna be together forever' and how they've even...'talked about getting engaged soon.'
                one of my friends at school was like that. and you know what happened? her boyfriend dumped her over thanksgiving. god that pisses me off. or when people brag about starring in their high school sports teams when they went to a school of like 100-200 people and they have no competition in their school or in their opponents. go to a real school and get your ass kicked the rest of us, you arent special.

                Bonekrusher.

                Originally posted by JordanTaber
                Football...it's rocket surgery now, folks.

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                • Originally posted by CC.SD View Post
                  I wasn't going to chime in but in college a girl I had literally banged the night before told me when we woke up how much she loved her high school BF and how they were going to be together forever. Okey dokey.
                  god damnit, that same **** happened to me too! we were both drunk and she came over and complained about her boyfriend problems and then before i knew it she was on me. and woke up and talked about how much she loved her boyfriend. good one, skank.

                  Bonekrusher.

                  Originally posted by JordanTaber
                  Football...it's rocket surgery now, folks.

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                  • While we're on topic of colleges, " I could've went there for ________ but I didn't. Kind of wish I did. "

                    Cool story.

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                    • Originally posted by CC.SD View Post
                      I wasn't going to chime in but in college a girl I had literally banged the night before told me when we woke up how much she loved her high school BF and how they were going to be together forever. Okey dokey.
                      Originally posted by prock View Post
                      god damnit, that same **** happened to me too! we were both drunk and she came over and complained about her boyfriend problems and then before i knew it she was on me. and woke up and talked about how much she loved her boyfriend. good one, skank.
                      I guess the occurrence is more common then I thought. Hmmmm....and I thought I was special.




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                      • Originally posted by CJSchneider View Post
                        I guess the occurrence is more common then I thought. Hmmmm....and I thought I was special.
                        I still think you're special.

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                        • Originally posted by CC.SD View Post
                          I still think you're special.


                          Yaaaay!




                          2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                          • People who don't know jack about sports but think they know everything.


                            <@JBond> And Dg, you'd waste it on corndogs
                            <@JBond> So you get no 5 dollars
                            <+DG> how is buy one get one free wasting?
                            <+njx9> i'm pretty sure your people still eat boots in north korea, bantx. they don't know what vegetables are.

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                            • Originally posted by DeepThreat View Post
                              People who don't know jack about sports but think they know everything.
                              I was at the rec playing ball today and there was some guys and one fat ugly girl talking about football. One guy starts saying Romo is the worst QB in the NFL, the fat ugly chick agrees whole heartedly, and another guy says that Jerry is gonna try to get Kurt Warner to come to Dallas.

                              I didn't know how to feel. Either laugh at how stupid they sounded, or be upset that these are the supposed Cowboys "fans".

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                              • One of my friends wanted the Cowboys to take Jason White EARLY, when he came out. I wasn't even on this board yet, and I knew how stupid it was.

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