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    Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!

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    Your moms sitting on my porch and barking.

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      • #4
        Your mother failed to adequately prepare you for the world.

        Thanks to BoneKrusher Credit and Rep to him for the sig.

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        • #5
          Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR as a pager!


          You know that's old school when a joke involves a pager.

          What do the vikings and marijuana have in common? Every time you put them in a bowl
          they get smoked.

          2010-2011 Super Bowl Champions
          Hint:Not the Bears.

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          • #6
            Your momma is so fat, she sweats maple syrup and butter and the ***** has a job at IHOP wiping pancakes on her forehead.




            2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Lions WMD View Post
              Bro! First thing that came to my mind when I saw this thread....hilarious. + Rep.
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              Crazyass sig by BoneKrusher

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              • #8
                Your mamas so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked he what she was doing and she said, "moving".
                Credit to BoneKrusher for the Sig
                RIP themaninblack

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                • #9
                  Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

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                  • #10
                    Your momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear a damn thing.




                    2 C 5:6-8 Jakob Murphy aka themaninblack

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                    • #11
                      Is this a tribute thread to WingBoy

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by bhaarat316 View Post
                        Is this a tribute thread to WingBoy
                        Is that a question

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                        • #13
                          I saw yo momma walking down the street with one shoe on, I said "You lost a shoe?" she said "no, I found one"




                          I had this book as a kid.
                          Last edited by WMD; 01-03-2010, 03:13 PM.

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                          • #14
                            Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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                            • #15
                              yo mama's so ugly, it looks like her face was on fire and she tried to put it out with a fork.

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