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  • #16
    How the **** a baby fracture its arm

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    • #17
      glee? why is it so popular?

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      • #18
        Why more women don't commit suicide. I mean.. they ******* bleed out of their vaginas. And have to have babies. And no one likes them for anything but their bleedy, sometimes gross vaginas. You'd think like 50% of women would off themselves by 20.


        When being a fanboi goes too far.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Crickett View Post
          How an invention that held the potential to bring people closer together, improve the flow of information and provide new business opportunities for the world was instead used largely for the encouragement of sociopathic tendencies in the general population and pornography.

          Boggles my mind.
          Really? You find that mind boggling? Humans turn every new technology into a porn gateway eventually. I'd actually have to give the credit for that to the ancient Neanderthals drawing cave ***** on their cave walls.

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          • #20
            Why the **** am I still up right now?!

            EDIT: Wow it's not even one yet. I am getting lame in my old age.

            Originally posted by A Perfect Score View Post
            Yes, she will be mine now that they are over.
            Last edited by kalbears13; 02-17-2011, 03:43 AM.

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            • #21
              Lots of things boggle my mind... For example, why are airplanes equipped with inflatable lifeboates when there should be parachutes? And since there are inflatable lifeboats in planes, does that mean that there are parachutes in submarines? **** just doesn't make sense...

              - Women wearing so much makeup around their eyes that they look like racoons.

              - Why anybody would ever watch Fox News. It's opinion, not news... No wonder the average person is ******* dumb in this and age.
              Last edited by Razor; 02-17-2011, 04:04 AM.

              Originally posted by ElectricEye
              I'm a whiny little kunt. Feel sorry for me as I go masturbate to a picture of my mom dressed as a teletubby.

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              • #22
                How an invention that held the potential to bring people closer together, improve the flow of information and provide new business opportunities for the world was instead used largely for the encouragement of sociopathic tendencies in the general population and pornography.

                Boggles my mind.
                I too APS immediately thought of the Hank Moody speech on texting & email abbreviations reducing communication to "caveman proto-speak" -- even used is an intro epigraph last w'k.

                or the Fundamentalist preacher in Florida or wherever who said the Net is a tool of blasphemy b/c it's the new deity & shrine object of teenage worship, the drug of choice that addicts its users.

                What can we do, like Howard Beale, the Mad Prophet off the Airwaves (or bandwidth) says, "Turn them all off!!"

                Last edited by LizardState; 02-17-2011, 05:03 AM.

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                • #23
                  CJ is widely considered the grandfather of sexting... In the time long long ago.... CJ used to carve pictures of little CJ onto rocks and chuck them at the heads of prospective mates.

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                  • #24
                    he is even rumored to have sent the first ever dick pic.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by fenikz View Post
                      he is even rumored to have sent the first ever dick pic.
                      It was delivered by carrier pidgeon.

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                      • #26
                        My friend showed me this.

                        If ponochio says "My nose will grow," and it doesnt, hes lying and it shouldve grown. But if it did, then he'd be telling the truth, and therefore it shouldnt have grown.

                        i thought of the plane/parachutes thing too in december, it was the first time id flown in ten years. i just dont get it. almost everything about the world blows my mind.

                        ok. think about the odds of you existing. First, somehow our planet forms, and at just the right distance from the sun that life can exist. And all the right cells begin to create single cell life and slowly humans show up. And over the course of time, the right human gets it on with the right human, and the right seed gets the gal pregnant at the right time to create your lineage over the course of thousands upon thousands of years. If even one thing was off, if even one sperm that did get there didnt get there and instead a different one did, you wouldnt exist. Feeling lucky yet?

                        i dont get why their is government. If everyone just looked out for each other, did the right thing and kept it classy, there would be no need for taxes and all that noise. yeah its naive, but it still seems pretty simple. we definitely learned everything we ever needed to know in kindergarden.

                        also, the entire highway system and cities. Places where everything their is man made, created by the hands of people just like anyone. Its kinda crazy the work and time that goes into all this.

                        we americans have an obesity "epidemic" as the media says. And we also spend more time working per week than any other nation, by a solid 8 hours per week (last time i checked). kids go to school, come home, do homework, then have little time left to do anything else, especially as they get older at school gets rediculous. So we're getting busier and have no time for anything but to eat quick and sit and do work and we're getting fatter. Im stunned no one has ever suggested that maybe the amount of work and stress in peoples lives has something to do with the increase in obesity.

                        im tall (6'3'') so every time i see someone short doing everyday things, my mind is blown. The number of drawers and things available to short people to keep stuff in is so much less, i feel like they need to be more organized.

                        why dont we call white people like me european americans if we call black guys african americans?

                        why are their so many cop/law drama's on tv? are we incapable of thinking of an original idea anymore? tv's been around for less than a hundred years, and were already out of ideas?

                        who decided who gets land? like i live in the US, so the US gov charges me taxes or basically rent on my land. But who decided this is their land to charge for? People pay income tax, land tax, house tax, car tax, all among everything else they are nickel and dimed for, leaving enough hopefully for them to by food and things they need, where theyll pay a sales tax. you gradtuate and begin saving for retirement. your whole life youre trained to produce income for the government.

                        Id be surprised and dissappointed if we didnt see a huge overhaul of our gov in my lifetime when people realize theyre essentially servants and not quite as free as they thought. not trying to get political here (if it could get this locked delete it), just the idea of a group of normal guys ive never met saying 'send your money or go to jail' seems a little off to me, not what our founders had in mind about being all about the people. theyd all be appalled by their country now.

                        lots of things boggle my mind haha i love trying to think of the way things actually are as opposed to the way we usually view them. the world is crazy
                        Originally posted by Thumper/JBCX/Bixby
                        Orton will never be in the same class as the Drew Brees or the Peyton Mannings or the Tom Bradys of the world. Kevin Kolb has the potential to be that kind of player.

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                        • #27
                          I don't get how I can lose so much stuff in my house. There is a finite amount of space, where does it go?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by A Perfect Score View Post
                            The popularity of Jersey Shore. I cannot for the life of me figure out how people can watch it. Its beyond idiotic.
                            The only reason I can imagine is the same reason why people watch the monkeys at the zoo. They are so devolved that we must study them for future generations.
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                            DEATH NOTE MAFIA SIGNUP!

                            Originally posted by njx9
                            oh please. as if canadians even know what beer is.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by hockey619 View Post
                              My friend showed me this.

                              If ponochio says "My nose will grow," and it doesnt, hes lying and it shouldve grown. But if it did, then he'd be telling the truth, and therefore it shouldnt have grown.

                              i thought of the plane/parachutes thing too in december, it was the first time id flown in ten years. i just dont get it. almost everything about the world blows my mind.

                              ok. think about the odds of you existing. First, somehow our planet forms, and at just the right distance from the sun that life can exist. And all the right cells begin to create single cell life and slowly humans show up. And over the course of time, the right human gets it on with the right human, and the right seed gets the gal pregnant at the right time to create your lineage over the course of thousands upon thousands of years. If even one thing was off, if even one sperm that did get there didnt get there and instead a different one did, you wouldnt exist. Feeling lucky yet?

                              i dont get why their is government. If everyone just looked out for each other, did the right thing and kept it classy, there would be no need for taxes and all that noise. yeah its naive, but it still seems pretty simple. we definitely learned everything we ever needed to know in kindergarden.

                              also, the entire highway system and cities. Places where everything their is man made, created by the hands of people just like anyone. Its kinda crazy the work and time that goes into all this.

                              we americans have an obesity "epidemic" as the media says. And we also spend more time working per week than any other nation, by a solid 8 hours per week (last time i checked). kids go to school, come home, do homework, then have little time left to do anything else, especially as they get older at school gets rediculous. So we're getting busier and have no time for anything but to eat quick and sit and do work and we're getting fatter. Im stunned no one has ever suggested that maybe the amount of work and stress in peoples lives has something to do with the increase in obesity.

                              im tall (6'3'') so every time i see someone short doing everyday things, my mind is blown. The number of drawers and things available to short people to keep stuff in is so much less, i feel like they need to be more organized.

                              why dont we call white people like me european americans if we call black guys african americans?

                              why are their so many cop/law drama's on tv? are we incapable of thinking of an original idea anymore? tv's been around for less than a hundred years, and were already out of ideas?

                              who decided who gets land? like i live in the US, so the US gov charges me taxes or basically rent on my land. But who decided this is their land to charge for? People pay income tax, land tax, house tax, car tax, all among everything else they are nickel and dimed for, leaving enough hopefully for them to by food and things they need, where theyll pay a sales tax. you gradtuate and begin saving for retirement. your whole life youre trained to produce income for the government.

                              Id be surprised and dissappointed if we didnt see a huge overhaul of our gov in my lifetime when people realize theyre essentially servants and not quite as free as they thought. not trying to get political here (if it could get this locked delete it), just the idea of a group of normal guys ive never met saying 'send your money or go to jail' seems a little off to me, not what our founders had in mind about being all about the people. theyd all be appalled by their country now.

                              lots of things boggle my mind haha i love trying to think of the way things actually are as opposed to the way we usually view them. the world is crazy
                              Well, I don't think they'd all be appalled. Alexander Hamilton was the real framer of the US, and I'd say things worked out exactly the way he would have liked: an elite, ruling class, centralization in cities and urban areas, and a strong and overbearing federal government that is completely run by the banks.

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                              • #30
                                Black holes.

                                BoneKrusher

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