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  • #16
    Originally posted by jagfan33
    Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
    Originally posted by Nerv
    Originally posted by drowe
    one time in high school i was dating a slightly over weight girl with a very nice face...anyway, she got sick...and was in and out of the hospital for close to a month...when it was all said and done, she lost over 20 pounds...and i suddenly had the whole package.
    what STD's did you give her?
    None. He couldn't pull the trigger. Also, the question would be what stds did she give him? and the awnser would be a broken heart. *tear drop rolling slowly down drowes cheek, stares into the distance for what seems like an eternity, then softly sighs and presumes to take a swig out of a half empty 5th of Jim Beam, looks to the ground and slowly shakes his head*
    You've quickly become one of my favorite posters on this board. I <3 Greg Brehndt.
    Ohhhh What a sweetheart. What are you doing later tonight?

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    • #17
      Thats what the trusty paper bag is for.......

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      • #18
        hey,
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        BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO

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        • #19
          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
          Glenn Dorsey will slip...

          Jets will not take McFadden...

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          • #20
            Originally posted by drowe
            hey,
            why do fat chicks give great head?
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            BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO
            Exactly. Otherwise nobody would want to be with them. Afterall, there fat and fat people have fat faces.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
              Originally posted by jagfan33
              Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
              Originally posted by Nerv
              Originally posted by drowe
              one time in high school i was dating a slightly over weight girl with a very nice face...anyway, she got sick...and was in and out of the hospital for close to a month...when it was all said and done, she lost over 20 pounds...and i suddenly had the whole package.
              what STD's did you give her?
              None. He couldn't pull the trigger. Also, the question would be what stds did she give him? and the awnser would be a broken heart. *tear drop rolling slowly down drowes cheek, stares into the distance for what seems like an eternity, then softly sighs and presumes to take a swig out of a half empty 5th of Jim Beam, looks to the ground and slowly shakes his head*
              You've quickly become one of my favorite posters on this board. I <3 Greg Brehndt.
              Ohhhh What a sweetheart. What are you doing later tonight?
              Waiting by the phone, hoping you'll call...

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              • #22
                I couldn't see myself actually being with a butterface. But a bootycall? Absolutely no problem with that. How many of you are looking at her face while you're doing her anyways? If she's got a bangin' body, you'll have plenty to distract you from looking at anything above her neck.

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                • #23
                  I'd paper bag it.
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by thetedginnshow
                    I'd paper bag it.
                    I am sure the girl would go through with that.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
                      Originally posted by thetedginnshow
                      I'd paper bag it.
                      I am sure the girl would go through with that.
                      Did someone say she had to?
                      Ohio State Buckeyes Duke Blue Devils New York Jets St. Louis Cardinals San Jose Sharks Seattle Mariners

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by thetedginnshow
                        Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
                        Originally posted by thetedginnshow
                        I'd paper bag it.
                        I am sure the girl would go through with that.
                        Did someone say she had to?
                        Your making perfect sense.
                        you-"Hey baby...Let me put this paper bag on your face while we have sex"

                        girl-WTF no way get away from me

                        you-Do what I say ***** put this on

                        girl-stop it, stop, STOP STOP GET AWAY

                        Then you end up in court.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
                          Originally posted by thetedginnshow
                          Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
                          Originally posted by thetedginnshow
                          I'd paper bag it.
                          I am sure the girl would go through with that.
                          Did someone say she had to?
                          Your making perfect sense.
                          you-"Hey baby...Let me put this paper bag on your face while we have sex"

                          girl-WTF no way get away from me

                          you-Do what I say *********** put this on

                          girl-stop it, stop, STOP STOP GET AWAY

                          Then you end up in court.
                          ...And thus was the day Greg was introduced to the chloroform rag.
                          Ohio State Buckeyes Duke Blue Devils New York Jets St. Louis Cardinals San Jose Sharks Seattle Mariners

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by thetedginnshow
                            Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
                            Originally posted by thetedginnshow
                            Originally posted by Greg Behrendt
                            Originally posted by thetedginnshow
                            I'd paper bag it.
                            I am sure the girl would go through with that.
                            Did someone say she had to?
                            Your making perfect sense.
                            you-"Hey baby...Let me put this paper bag on your face while we have sex"

                            girl-WTF no way get away from me

                            you-Do what I say *********** put this on

                            girl-stop it, stop, STOP STOP GET AWAY

                            Then you end up in court.
                            ...And thus was the day Greg was introduced to the chloroform rag.
                            Touche Thetedginnshow, touche.

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                            • #29
                              Cheep and dangerous plastic surgery done by an unlicensed plastic surgeoun from behind a dumpster in the middle of an alley by a 7-eleven.

                              ^Thanks to Eaglez.Fan for the sweet sig!

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