Draft Countdown Forums - Funny Pictures Thread

Holy ****, here's a snippet from wikipedia.

"Even though they are bulky animals, hippopotamuses can run faster than a human on land. Estimates of their running speed vary from 30 km/h (18 mph) to 40 km/h (25 mph), or even 50 km/h (30 mph). The hippo can maintain these higher speeds for only a few hundred meters.[7]"

Good thing the ranger was, as Danzig would say, an "athlete."

Oh, good thing they can only maintain that speed for a few hundred meters. I was worried, but I can run at 35 mph for like a thousand meters so I think I'm good...

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)

11-18-2009 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sniper (Post 1884255)

With the fourth overall selection in the 2010 NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders select...

The biggest ******* hippo in the world!

There are two fouls on the play, both on the defense.

Encroachment, the hippo, he attacked the centre before the ball was snapped. That penalty is declined.

Unnecessary roughness, also on the hippo, viciously disembowling the offensive lineman after the whistle. That's a fifteen yard penalty, automatic FIRST DOWN. The hippo has been ejected from the game... or will be when the tranquilizers set in.

Trivia

11-18-2009 05:25 PM

CJSchneider

11-18-2009 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent (Post 1884260)

if terrance cody can run 25 mph, I'm lining his ass up in the backfield.

The_Dude

11-18-2009 06:20 PM

You never cease to amaze me, CJ

scottyboy

11-18-2009 06:39 PM

for as old CJ is, his use of google images to get his point across is legendary

hobbes2053

11-18-2009 06:43 PM

All this talk of hippos got me thinking and I ended up googling baby hippos. They look like aliens.

A Perfect Score

11-18-2009 06:47 PM

Wanna know the best hippos? House hippos.

scottyboy

11-18-2009 06:48 PM

singing hippos. game

CJSchneider

11-18-2009 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Dude (Post 1884671)

You never cease to amaze me, CJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottyboy (Post 1884723)

for as old CJ is, his use of google images to get his point across is legendary

P-L	11-18-2009 07:27 PM

Hippos are my favorite animal. It's true.

Paul	11-18-2009 07:41 PM

Avert your eyes P-L.

CJSchneider

11-18-2009 07:56 PM

That snake's mouth ended up looking like Mother Hubbard's vagina.

tjsunstein

11-18-2009 08:07 PM

What the **** did I just watch?

Go_Eagles77

11-18-2009 08:35 PM

Brent

11-18-2009 09:36 PM

how the flesh of that snake didnt just rip apart while throwing up that hippo is ridiculous.

MichaelJordanEberle (sabf)

11-18-2009 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by scottyboy (Post 1884723)

for as old CJ is, his use of google images to get his point across is legendary

Most men his age don't know how to use computers.

The_Dude

11-18-2009 09:40 PM

...except those old men that are tech teachers...

The_Dude

11-18-2009 09:43 PM

for some reason that anaconda video made me think of this:

Don Vito

11-19-2009 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by hobbes2053 (Post 1884729)

All this talk of hippos got me thinking and I ended up googling baby hippos. They look like aliens.

That's a pygmy hippos, I kind of want one. They get to be like 500 pounds as opposed to your Nile Hippo which weighs up to 8,000 pounds. I saw something about it a while ago so I just googled it, I should be studying but I am so bored

killxswitch

11-19-2009 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Go_Eagles77 (Post 1884920)

I somehow never realized that thing was a hippo.

CC.SD

11-19-2009 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by killxswitch (Post 1885399)

I somehow never realized that thing was a hippo.

I've seen a version with a purple Shaq face, it's hilarious.

Go_Eagles77