![]() |
|
Quote:
I'm sorry what? |
|
Quote:
![]() Failure! Ha-Ha....body in a woodchipper! |
![]() |
my cousin took this picture and put it up on facebook. I thought it was funny. haha
![]() |
Quote:
|
![]() |
Quote:
![]() ![]() |
Quote:
at least thats what my idol Daniel Tosh says. |
![]() |
i hate Kobe so much.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() My buddy has a tiling business and got this resume today... this kid is either ******** or really bad ass, I can't decide. |
centered text
no no no son, no oh um there's a phone number on there soooooo yeah |
yeah didnt really care to blank out his number or email
|
loook at the email what the hell?
|
Someone call that number. NOW.
|
Premise: You're calling because you got his number from a friend of a friend. The situation is this: you and your buddy just had a car wreck. You struck a pedestrian, and you think he's dead. The car is busted, and you and your bud are drunk as hell. You've heard he can "fix ****," so you'd like him to get over there as soon as possible. Tell him to bring any extra shovels as well.
Be sure to bring up his "mechanically inclined" nature while you're at it. If he has any apprehensiveness, just tell him to think about his future family. He'll be doing it for their hypothetical well being. |
Quote:
|
Quote:
![]() Good! Good! Oops, I mean... ![]() Good! Good! |
![]() good... good... |
Quote:
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
Friend of mine sent this asking if ESPN noticed....
![]() |
That definitely beats this one
![]() |
![]() |
Quote:
|
![]() |
I just read the last 20 pages of these. It kinda ruined it because I knew some of the jokes because of quoted messages, but still fun to read.
|
I thought the Diddy Kong facebook was awesome.
|
![]() |
I want a vuvuzela. B flat ftw!
|
I watched USA/England with a friend and we ended up watching it muted because of those damn things....
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
![]() |
| All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:45 PM. |
|
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.