Forced to halt at the corner. As I gazed around, nary a vagabond was in sight.

And all things are quite splendid. I received a telegram from Kimberley, and she is capable of fornicating through all the hours of the night.

-nor is her nocturnal prowess or stamina to be trifled with-


I sent correspondence to my childhood comrades and inquired where we could meet for a rousing game which brings back found memories. As I do recall I was quite the athlete in my day. As a matter of fact I engaged in a bit of sport rather recently and held true to my former bill, dashing my opponent rather briskly.

I think you should really leave your little sister alone CJ.

Isn't your mom named Kim?

So I did a few more, let me know what you think.





After these were done, I was trying to think of more, so I looked up classic rap songs on google and found a top 10 list. Soulja Boy was #3. I stopped looking after that.

I have to watch my little brothers tonight and they wanted to watch Night At the Museum 2. It's bearable because of Amy Adams' perfect ass.

That sure is very funny.

Ah yes. That most definitely was the best part of that movie. Thx for reminding me.

it is nice isnt it?

I want it. I thought she was pretty cute before I knew about the butt.

I don't think this is a repost...

haha i hope your joking cause it has been posted about on the last 3 pages

Gundams > Zergling rush

I love Wilford Brimley. Easily in my "top 5 old people ever" list.

"Now, I'm gonna go get off my horse by getting onto a smaller horse, and then onto a large dog, until I'm near enough to the ground to roll off."

old people draft?

I'm declaring myself eligible.