Fixed it for ya.

Michael Bay disagrees with this.

the ripping and the tearing, the ripping and the tearing

I only dance like that when your mom is on my lap.

That's amazing haha.

I think that it is pretty clear what it is trying to say.

I think we can all learn something from this.

Sheep can't call the authorities?

Yeah, don't **** sheep cause they be bitches in the morning

What?!

I'm saying that no matter who you are or what your circumstances, everyone puts their pants on one leg at a time.

Where the hell do ya'll guys get beastiality from that? That's just gross...

I often put my pants on both legs at the same time, what are YOU talking about?

I... Uh...

WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?!

*ninja smoke*

**** that, I pee right into the water because it's loud

I pee on the side to avoid backsplash.

got me hahahahha

I like to quickly alternate between peeing on the water and on the side. It makes a cool noise.

When I need to, yes.

hell yeah, i want people to know that i'm in the bathroom for a damn reason

I just lock the door.

I aim for the seat.

I'm really shocked there are no peeing in the sink/shower comments yet.

I pee in the shower regularly, and peeing in the sink is acceptable when drunk.

I try to have bubbles covering it all.

Note to self: Never allow Brent to drink while at my house.

frankly, I am the pee-in-the-backyard type when going to large house parties.

I was back visiting some of my college friends a few weeks ago and there was almost a fight because a guy got peed on....the guy who peed on him was really drunk and just pissing a few feet away from the porch, and the guy who got peed on walked in front of him on his way to go further into the yard where everyone else goes to pee....

Luckily the guy who got peed on was a hippie/stoner so he wasn't really willing to fight....

If I get peed on and she isn't hot... there is going to be a quick 1-2 knockout.

I....no, that's only a story I tell when I'm real drunk. :)

word, you got to make your way around to the far part of the backyard where no one is or the side of said home where no one is. unless you are banging a chick, in which case, these locations apply but have to be quick.

I peed on a bum once. WTF was he doing sleeping in the bushes?! He was yelling, and I kept peeing...had to finish.

00:15 - 00:19

made me think of this:





by far the funniest parts of superbad

Wait... are you hinting at there are other funny parts of Super Bad? Cause i don't remember any.

I know one of you people gets this.