See, I thought it was clearly a poor invention to begin with.

No lap coverage = fail !!

Well...his laptop is going to overheat. He'll learn and use a material that handles heat better next time.

makes McShay look like the ******** cousin of Wolverine.

Yeah, he wishes.

It looked good until I saw that they were using PBR. No thanks.

Lol that's ****** awesome. I'm guessing it's even better if you suck at Chess.

What's the other one? Hamm's? Still an amazing idea. Far better than any drinking game I've ever seen.

Maybe use Hoegaarden and Xingu instead? Or Boddingtons and Beamish/Guiness?

I mean...32 pints of decent brew gets expensive pretty quick.

Unless I'm missing something

32*1.5=48 ounces

48 ounces=4 beers

And it looks like the King and Queen are actually shots

Those aren't full pints, they look like shot glasses. Weak.

I looks like dark is drinking good bear and some fruity womanly drink.

Yeah, the dark shots look like Blue Wave and the light shots look like.....pineapple juice?

To be a badass, the dark should be 151 and the light....at least Smirnoff 100....or tequila.

See to me it looks like Black Sambucca and Tequilla for the king/queen shots. Though the white could be just about anything, but really it should be white and black sambucca for all the shots, that would be a freaking epic game of chess!

May have to play this in a couple of weeks time if I can find someone willing to take me on! Could be messy for them though as I'm fairly certain I'm better at chess than any of my mates.

Also: NEVER ASSUME A WOMAN IS A MAMMAL

if you don't wear socks then you've already levelled up to ultimate convenience

Chess just became fun for me again.

Play fast and loose w/some good beer 6 oz glasses and it's still a fast 8 beers.

mmmmmmmmm

It's not a kilt?! ZOMG!

Quality posts today. A very quotable qwantz, indeed.

I had a minor freak out when I saw Arnold take off his sweater once.

oh trex i love you so

Wait, what?

he's wearing a plaid shirt under his sweater, which hangs down over his jeans.

Well I can see that NOW!

I hated that show because I didn't understand why an apparently Jewish kid was running around wearing a kilt.

How dare you call arnold jewsih

I musn't have been paying attention to anything as a kid cuz I loved Hey Arnold and had no idea he was Jewish or had that untucked shirt.

I honestly wondered why the kid was wearing pants and a kilt.

The double-clicking hyperlinks is my favorite. My dad does that all the time, it pisses the hell out of me.

EDIT: And then the page will be loading and he'll double-click again because he thinks it makes it go faster.

So is that something like....computer illiterate duck?

I've done some of that before....when I was 12 and just got my first computer...

the visitor number one million reminded me of this