i think there has been entire thread about showering, definitely pooping

My shower is actually the opposite of their "actual" one...

It's like 1/10th Ice Cold, 1/20th useful zone and the rest is fierce magma!

I've been lurking around this thread for awhile, but I think this is of note and somewhat relevant: Scumbag Steve has been found.

Fully explained at : http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=101

This is brillant!!

^That is quite possibly the best way to handle that situation.


Either that or run the ***** over at 80 mph.

It's the only parking space in the lot and the ***** takes 5 minutes and still not able to park the car. It's funny how she gets out and starts her typical women yapping ********, like it's not possible or something is wrong with her car. You can't ******* drive, ****.

I like how she went to shake his hand and he just shrugged it off and proceeded on his way. Women drivers...

Copied that to facebook and added a snarky, sexist remark. That should get about 100 likes from guys while starting some arguments with the lady friends.

Greatest idea of greatest idea?

Egyptian Father Names Baby (girl) 'Facebook'

Open the joke floodgate...

im getting on facebook...

that is all

also this

typical women and their typical yapping

Editted for correctness.

So if Egypt gets it's internets taken away, does this mean he can't see his daughter?

>be in middle school
>get onto whatever website i want because i know how to use proxies
>get sent to principals office and told i "compromised the towns computer system and potentially left it vulnerable to having peoples idenities stolen"
>somehow people find out because of ****** teachers
>"DAM U A WIZARD" from everyone at school, now thought of as a l337 hacker, get asked to hack peoples myspaces

I know a fair amount about computers and technology, but I really hated that entire experience.

Every damn kid in my class can get to a proxy and get to youtube or facebook. It's not that big of a deal.

We figured out my high school computer teachers administrator password and he didn't change it from 9th grade to about halfway through my senior year.....that was fun.

I'd skip other classes (physics) to go sit in his computer lab (he loved me so he wrote me a pass to come whenever I wanted, I told him I had a study hall that period and he believed me) so I'd just sit in the back of the room and read about football or play games all period.

it seems like there's a simple solution to this problem... (assuming it was a problem)

beating the **** out of them?

Well, I have my connections so I can get most of them flagged, but I want to keep at least one open in case I need it.

i like brent's solution more... maybe hire a nun with a ruler... or a stripper in a nun costume...

you could also just set up a vpn to your home network and go through that. no need for proxies.

two completely different beatings.

stolen from thechive

I always wanted to be a Weatherman.

hahaha, so true

bahahahahaha

That's ******* hilarious hahaha