Fixt for you

Listen to this while watching:



Edit: Nevermind. Someone did the work for you.

http://public.paradoxdgn.com/faciale...ons/index.html

who is she?

Or, just watch this.

I will find you, girl in blue leotard and pink tube top. Wait for me.

Im pretty sure I am just watching the video... How have I not seen this before.

EDIT: UGH get that guy out of there!!

Page trap.

Dude get with it no one cares... Watch the video and everything else disappears.

There is absolutely no way I can stare at that red head with that video playing.

I want the leader chick lol she just calls to me lol

Go fap it out, boys.

I don't know why there aren't 1000 gifs of that video in peoples' sigs and avis, because I'm pretty sure that's the greatest video ever created.

This... Nothing more true has ever been spoken.

you sir fail to see the epicness of Choco party.

VS

Gtdamn I'm at work -_-

Is also a contender... also how have none of you seen Call on Me's film clip, you are all reacting like it's new or something?

Despite the fact that her face never changes, I'm pretty sure I'd still bang the hell out of this girl. She's decently cute.

It should also be noted that, for some reason, I can not be in line at Wal-Mart next to a toddler and not engage in a game of peek-a-boo.

I love building forts. I would build the fort, and then have sexy time IN the fort. Double epic win.

That text message is the moment your realise that you have met your wife, at least if you are a normal and fully functional human.

Hell yea FTW!!

True story: I helped build a pillow fort and slept in there in a girl's dorm room at Vanderbilt.

The hell man!?!?! Where was my invite? Not cool.

Where did you find all the pillows?

TitanHope and chick at Vaaaandy!

(Troy and Abed melody)

It wasn't planned! Honest! Well, not on my part anyway.

I'm pretty sure her friend that was with us donated some sheets and pillows. Though not enough cause I woke up with the biggest crick in my neck.

Also, girls tend to have 90 trillion pillows on their beds. I have two.

I have 4 currently

In case my lady friends want 2

i have 8, but i like to prop my feet up.

A lot of pillows isn't bad if you have the room, stuff them all in a corner or the backboard with the chick and go to town.

As it is, I've got two on my bed...

Leave it to CJ to figure this **** out...

Do cops really write parking tickets in the US? Seems like an awful waste of resources or that picture is stupid!

Yes it's funny regardless :)

I'm pretty sure that sentence can be applied to almost anything involving US law enforcement.

My harem has a message for you...

When people park in front of a fire hydrant, in the middle of a crosswalk, etc., they deserve to be ticketed.

Depends on what you mean by "cops" in most big cities they have a parking authority or "parking police" in reality it isn't a waste of police resources because they **** the people over enough to pay for 75% of total police expenditure.

As a father of two lil' boys... that pic made me crack up
I'll add, my 2 yr old is real talkative and it irks the **** out of me when my son says "hi" to someone and they just ignore him.
Then he says hi again... or something else... just try to converse...
they look at him and just continue to ignore him.
My son's to young to understand what's going on so he gets frustrated

IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH THAT PERSON IN THE FACE

I usually just grab his attention by saying something about the ignorer.
"Don't worry about him, that's a loser."

sorry man. your kid makes me nervous. i try to fake a smile, usually.

My friend has neighbors that are real ******* douchebags, lots of problems going on in that family, I'm sure, and because of it, I always try to be nice and talk to the kids when they are out. I figure if their parents don't give a ****, someone should. I like kids, so if kids feel the need to say hi or something like you are talking about nalej, I always say something back. As adults we have to deal with enough douchebag strangers, little kids shouldn't have to deal with it.