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brat316 02-01-2012 12:18 PM


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BeerBaron 02-01-2012 12:24 PM


brat316 02-01-2012 12:42 PM

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Finally, a definition of globalization that one can understand and to which we now can relate:

Question:

What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:

Tragically, Princess Diana’s death.

Question:

Why?

Answer:

An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey,

followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gate’s technology and you are probably reading this on your computer,

that uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant; transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen and trucked to you by illegal Mexican workers…
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DraftSavant 02-01-2012 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BeerBaron (Post 2846196)
Ughhh....where I went to college, we had two seasons: First/Last week of school and winter.

All throughout winter, all the girls would ever wear was sweats and Uggs or leggings and Uggs. Everywhere you went, that is what you saw. It starts to wear on you mentally as a guy.

And yes, I know this is the picture thread. I'll post something when we hit a new page.

To our young pups on the board: go to school in a warm weather place. Trust me.

scottyboy 02-01-2012 12:51 PM

well your school just sucks BB, idk what to tell you.

Rutgers, being the best place in the universe, is awesome. Hot girls wear leggings year round and it makes me wee-wee very happy. ESPECIALLY THESE:

I guess they're technically yoga pants, but they're so similar, make asses quite enjoyable and have ******* rutgers on 'em, man. RUTGERS

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thin...l&tid=13634493


BeerBaron 02-01-2012 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DraftSavant (Post 2846232)
To our young pups on the board: go to school in a warm weather place. Trust me.

Far easier said than done. You're paying enough loans back just going to an in-state state school with a middle-of-the-pack education rating.

Throw in out of state tuition while living halfway across the country and you'll be dead before your loans are paid off.

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Originally Posted by scottyboy (Post 2846238)
well your school just sucks BB, idk what to tell you.

Rutgers, being the best place in the universe, is awesome. Hot girls wear leggings year round and it makes me wee-wee very happy. ESPECIALLY THESE:

I guess they're technically yoga pants, but they're so similar, make asses quite enjoyable and have ******* rutgers on 'em, man. RUTGERS

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thin...l&tid=13634493


It's in New Jersey and thusly, impossible. Your argument has been invalidated.

ATLDirtyBirds 02-01-2012 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by DraftSavant (Post 2846232)
To our young pups on the board: go to school in a warm weather place. Trust me.

Yes, yes, yes.

scottyboy 02-01-2012 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BeerBaron (Post 2846245)



It's in New Jersey and thusly, impossible. Your argument has been invalidated.



I will watch with pleasure while Brian Leonard rapes you with this sword

ImBrotherCain 02-01-2012 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BeerBaron (Post 2846245)
It's in New Jersey and thusly, impossible. Your argument has been invalidated.

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Originally Posted by scottyboy (Post 2846250)


I will watch with pleasure while Brian Leonard rapes you with this sword








New Jersey should be bombed off the face of the earth... This crap is literally the scourge of humanity.

hobbes2053 02-01-2012 01:28 PM

Yoga pants are the greatest pants of all time.

ATLDirtyBirds 02-01-2012 01:33 PM

Alright, I don't live there anymore, but the Jersey bashing ends here. Don't let the guido population give us all a bad name.

Rob S 02-01-2012 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by hobbes2053 (Post 2846283)
Yoga pants are the greatest pants of all time.

http://girlsinyogapants.com/

yup.

Raiderz4Life 02-01-2012 01:40 PM

I'm on board with BB and his sentiments on leggings and uggs. Especially uggs....i absolutely hate those things.

ImBrotherCain 02-01-2012 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderz4life (Post 2846296)
I'm on board with BB and his sentiments on leggings and uggs. Especially uggs....i absolutely hate those things.

You may change your mind after this...




http://twitter.com/#!/MsBrandieLynn/media/grid

Jvig43 02-01-2012 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ATLDirtyBirds (Post 2846288)
Alright, I don't live there anymore, but the Jersey bashing ends here. Don't let the guido population give us all a bad name.

Whoa man, guidos are just the tip of the ice berg when were talking about Jersey.

DiG 02-01-2012 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Jvig43 (Post 2846366)
Whoa man, guidos are just the tip of the ice berg when were talking about Jersey.

yet enough to sink the titanic...

brat316 02-01-2012 02:46 PM


njx9 02-01-2012 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ATLDirtyBirds (Post 2846288)
Alright, I don't live there anymore, but the Jersey bashing ends here. Don't let the guido population give us all a bad name.

no, jersey is awful, and i've never even seen a guido there.

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Originally Posted by raiderz4life (Post 2846296)
I'm on board with BB and his sentiments on leggings and uggs. Especially uggs....i absolutely hate those things.

uggs are easily the worst invention ever.

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Originally Posted by DraftSavant (Post 2846232)
To our young pups on the board: go to school in a warm weather place. Trust me.

stop telling them to go to boulder.

DeepThreat 02-01-2012 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DraftSavant (Post 2846232)
To our young pups on the board: go to school in a warm weather place. Trust me.

Unfortunately not happening for me. Between Dayton and Chicago. Yay midwest.

scottyboy 02-01-2012 03:36 PM

Stop hating on my state you *************!!!

TheBoyWonder22 02-01-2012 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DeepThreat (Post 2846416)
Unfortunately not happening for me. Between Dayton and Chicago. Yay midwest.

Chicago Chicago Chicago! I haven't been to the University, but the city of Dayton is boring.

SuperMcGee 02-01-2012 04:15 PM

Maybe I just innately know not to look at any whales, but I only ever see fit girls in leggings. I won't argue that Buffalo is the most attractive city in the world, but the uggos know their place.

ncst8fan83 02-01-2012 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by njx9 (Post 2846415)
uggs are easily the worst invention ever.


Vox Populi 02-01-2012 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ncst8fan83 (Post 2846487)

Seconded rearea

niel89 02-01-2012 04:55 PM

Not gonna lie, I'm wearing a pair of Uggs right now. They are comfy as **** and are amazing house shoes.

njx9 02-01-2012 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by niel89 (Post 2846494)
Not gonna lie, I'm wearing a pair of Uggs right now. They are comfy as **** and are amazing house shoes.

i'm honestly speechless.

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Originally Posted by ncst8fan83 (Post 2846487)

i cut crocs a break, solely because their flip flops are fantastic, and don't look like someone puked up neon paint on them. and, now that i think about, because no one wears that style thinking they look good. i fully believe college age girls think uggs look good.

CJSchneider 02-01-2012 05:06 PM

Forget you people. I have a pair of camo Crocs that are straight "Gangsta"!

MetSox17 02-01-2012 05:14 PM

Crocs are by far the worst of the two, and no self-respecting adult should ever be seen wearing them.

niel89 02-01-2012 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by njx9 (Post 2846506)
i'm honestly speechless.

If I rolled down the top would that be better?

haha

Brent 02-01-2012 05:23 PM

wait, I get **** for wanting a hybrid and someone openly admits to wearing uggs and is not strung up?

MetSox17 02-01-2012 05:24 PM

Is it like the boot uggs, or the slipper uggs? I'd imagine there is a different level of **** talking that needs be served between the two.

niel89 02-01-2012 05:24 PM

At least I wouldn't drive a hybrid

also funny:


TimD 02-01-2012 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ImBrotherCain (Post 2846266)
New Jersey should be bombed off the face of the earth... This crap is literally the scourge of humanity.

I can assure you that guidos only make up a small percentage of people our age in nj. and you wont run into them if you avoid the disgusting bars and clubs in the area. the people in nice places and sports bars are fine.

and although the guidos are ridiculous, its a tough call when comparing them with your classic philly doucher or obnoxious pittsburgh redneck. theres crappy people everywhere. unfortunately new jersey puts the worst on television

also funny:








BeerBaron 02-01-2012 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TimDris (Post 2846526)
I can assure you that guidos only make up a small percentage of people our age in nj. and you wont run into them if you avoid the disgusting bars and clubs in the area. the people in nice places and sports bars are fine.

and although the guidos are ridiculous, its a tough call when comparing them with your classic philly doucher or obnoxious pittsburgh redneck. theres crappy people everywhere. unfortunately new jersey puts the worst on television

Those people are saints compared to literally anyone of New Jersey decent.

nepg 02-01-2012 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by njx9 (Post 2846506)
i cut crocs a break, solely because their flip flops are fantastic, and don't look like someone puked up neon paint on them. and, now that i think about, because no one wears that style thinking they look good. i fully believe college age girls think uggs look good.

Isn't that the only opinion that matters, though? When you break everything down to its core?

njx9 02-01-2012 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by nepg (Post 2846530)
Isn't that the only opinion that matters, though? When you break everything down to its core?

no. no college aged girl's opinion matters.

TimD 02-01-2012 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BeerBaron (Post 2846529)
Those people are saints compared to literally anyone of New Jersey decent.

im going to agree to disagree. im not denying the existence of compete dickheads in nj but pa definitely has its stereotypical douche bags too. i have to deal with them on a everyday basis

Giantsfan1080 02-01-2012 05:49 PM

Most of the guidos are from Staten Island anyway.

DraftSavant 02-01-2012 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent (Post 2846522)
wait, I get **** for wanting a hybrid and someone openly admits to wearing uggs and is not strung up?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



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