Made this one...

For my 19k post, I figured it should be an epic one:

The last one was the best. I literally leaned my head back and lol'd.

Everybody does this. Everybody. I don't care if your the most BAMF on the planet, you go up the stairs just a little more quickly when the lights go out....

Unless you live in Miami where we don't have basements. my favorite one was the parrot 'walk down busy street...people in cars are judging you!'. LOL

Really? No basements at all?

they build a basement it would sink into the swamps :P

a lot of the southern states don't have basement homes. soil is too soft.

Learned something new today.

My family's house has a basement. /brag

You get used to the tilting after a while.

The basement of my parents house was done up real nice and was my brother and I's playroom all growing up. I don't know where I would have been without it....it's weird to me to think about not having a basement.

Water table is usually too high.

Precisely. Soil doesn't matter so much as the water table. The concern isn't that the house will sink, it's that it will constantly have water seeping into the basement through the walls & floor.

Stupid soggy south... The North won the war because we had basements, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise...

What the **** is a basement?

I don't know where I would hide the children if it weren't for basements.

What do you guys hide when you have a tornado?

What the **** is a tornado?

Sorry. Twister?

any room or closet which doesnt touch an outside wall.

Yes. Amazing.

Basements are the best. My basement = workout area, TV, arcade video game, bar, darts, hockey net, poker table.

But we also keep all the Halloween decorations down there, so there are literally monsters everywhere. They come to life when you turn the lights off.

You don't need a basement when it's always 76 degrees outside.

Also it's cheaper to build up than it is to build down.