Jorts ftw. The man deserves our respect.

false, he deserves to be shamed. Publicly shamed.

let's get this ****** back on track:

Most women want a 10 centimeter *****?

I dunno about all that, but I did dream once when I was little that I punched a mermaid that was sitting in my bathtub.

Yeah no way that chicks want a 10cm *****... unless it can do all kinds of magic tricks.

I don't speak European.

Midget chicks?

Or Canadian.....or Australian.....or pretty much anywhere but American.

^ great post

Don't forget Myanmar. They don't use the metric system either.

If I was on a computer with a graphics program I'd recreate that with the flag of Myanmar. But this will have to do:

also there's a book with 2006's dinosaur comics and some other things coming out.

...it's called a foundation.

And a finished basement = greatest mancave ever.

If you have never done the empty soda can one, you don't belong here.

i just go in my backyard at school.
he'll be pooping and i've gotta pee really bad so I run outside and go there.

i have a window with no screen in it at school. best urinal ever!

Please tell me it's on the second floor (or higher) and it faces a sidewalk.

lol Job interview, a date, going out, getting groceries, its more of a good luck ritual.

Yeah, I identify with paranoid Parrot a lot. **** you anxiety/paranoia.

Been there, done that

That's how I ended up with ever KoRn song ever made...