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**** is bound to happen

All this is missing is the "FIGHT!" with Mortal Kombat music:

god damn scumbag spotify. always happens to me.

Rainbows don't come more manly than this:

what the hell are you searching for? i can think of two songs i've not been able to find. and i'm totally pulling the obscure hipster card intentionally for once.

this is why my policy was to always tell my parents everything and laugh at them before there was any potential for discipline.

I'm becoming more and more like this as I get older and realize they don't care. They know how much I drank, that I smoked weed, who all I've slept with that they've met...not in great detail obviously, but meh. I don't think there is much my friends could tell them that would make them mad or surprise them.

I was a good student and I work full time to support myself. (Sadly, in this day and age, that alone makes me a success story.) So they don't have much room to complain.

yup. when i made my fake (i think i was 18, senior year of high school), the first thing i did was show my mom. she just rolled her eyes.

was that before people had photos on their IDs?

ಠ_ಠ

you're not replying to CJ.

CJ's first driver's license:



Those chariots could really move back then.

njx with smiley faces

i assumed they were still rolling with these



i mean, had they even domesticated horses at that point? chariots seem more like sarf's childhood.

Yeah, but I still had 22's on my chariot.

By the way, this is a copy of my first issue of Car and Driver

More 60's Spider-Man

In order for this to be true, the baby would have to be conceived three weeks from now.


I don't care if anyone else caught this already, I'm just saying this whole thing is ********.

I think it's far more likely that Oompa Loompa's have a different gestation period to humans than it being a mathematical error.

Would you hit it?

In honor of today being the 100th birthday of Oreos.

I'll be using this more often.

Hoth kitty:

I'm sure you all can think of something creative here.

I think the Justice League could make a better choice than Cincinnati...


TRUTH:


Good Question...




You'll know what it means.

Is that Mr. Bean in the spoiler?!?! YES

Hold your tongue. That museum is awesome.