Btw this is the real Seguin picture

I thought that was fake.

Idk the first one loos way more photoshopped than this one does, plus that is the first time I have seen the other one.

Its been around for a bit now the dick sucking one is fake.

Eh I find the other one way funnier anyway. My mistake for assuming it was more legit.

Real sign

i don't understand this sign and the joke. explain it to me like i'm five please?

I'm no hockey expert and i may be totally wrong, but i believe hooking is a penalty they call when you use your stick to trip someone, or something like that. So they penalize your team by sitting out a player for two minutes.

Slang term hooking = prostitution.

edit - i was slightly off, it's

Hooking, in hockey terms, is "hooking" your stick around an opposing player's midsection in order to impede his progress. It is a 2 minute penalty.

Hooking is also selling sex, which carries a penalty of more than 2 minutes.

Depends on the client.

For a moderately funny sign this sure is getting a lot of attention.

I think it's more that people are just so surprised that two chicks could be so witty/clever. It's mind-bogglingly unheard of.

I think they mean because prostitution is illegal ----> going to the slammer for more than 2 minutes.

Also, to clarify, I'd hit it.

This was worth the wait. I bet Brodeur consoled the bear with a night of sexual submissiveness.

Have you two met?

To be fair Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and Aubrey Plaza might be the only funny women on the planet.

What about Chelsea Handler? I think she deserves some more television time.

i think it's because it's like every other internet meme ever and it's easy to photoshop to say other things. but then, i'm rational.

NJX,

Just noticed your location...so a quick tangent if I may.

You think Elway would trade up for Osweiler even after Elway's son Jack quit the ASU team that Osweiler was a part of?

OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE l

Jack Elway had no interest playing football

i think the universe hates me as a football fan and will generally do whatever it can to screw me, especially after something good happens to my team.

also, jack elway is terrible and would've been a d3 player with a different last name.

What became of him after he quit at ASU?

That's a shopping center in my hometown. Seems strange to see it here.

:coolface:

She's stupid and not funny in any way. She's never gotten a chuckle from me. Only chick that's had me laughing is Ellen.

Tina is like one of the only women comedians/writers that can make me laugh.

I'm weirdly attracted to Tina Fey...

It's weird to be attracted to Tina Fey?

Well you, kind sir, GET NO OPINION!

Tina Fey is funny, smart, and very attractive.

You are the worst human being in the history of life.

Women comics get a bad rap as they often are very derivative, as are many minority comics.

Poehler and Fey are very funny. They may not work for everyone, but their ability as writers has to be considered too.

Plaza is funny but her style gets old very fast.

Chandler was funny for a bit, but she is completely overexposed and she works best in small doses. Plus her and whitney are in the same boat and we got too much of all of that all at once.

He must be related to Catherine the Great