I mean I guess we are alcoholics but who isnt

Arizona should be immigration.

Texas and California have more illegals though

I thought tornadoes were more common farther south by Oklahoma and such.

Starting from ND it makes sense going down the line.

Ugliest, leads to them going to SD and raping. Women being scared in SD, don't give it up to the men. So men get angry and start beating women in NebraskAR. Well if Kansas and Oklahoma flipped it would be funnier. Women that get abused end up becoming criminals and outlaws. I don't know how to connect it with poor health. No women to clean and cook so kids and men become sick.


Also njX is that how you keep warm and happy in Colorado, doing lots of coke?

i'm laughing inside, imaging beerbaron's current reaction to this thread.

i don't really get the colorado/coke one, seems like we fail at a few other things far more.

And I have pictures I'd post but for whatever reason, I've been getting a "network connection failure" when I try to upload to photobucket from my home computer...

I've had this happen but with a bear instead of a gator...

Opening the door to go outside and seeing a gator standing right next to me would the coolest/most terrifying thing ever.

I always assume there is one in my toilet when I lift up the seat cover. I just will never not picture an alligator's head coming out from the toilet.

you guys suck. i want pictures

Bud Adams

We got a new meme guys!

Inglip summoned!

Basically, Inglip is a new god-lord that communicates to his followers/minions called gropagas through captchas, and his enemy is called Chydrego, and he too has minions and ****.

Chydrego's logo is a white circle with a blue plus sign on it and a handicap sign. Gropagas just wear a red cloak.

Hopefully everyone's played Dragon Age here:

Fantastic stuff. Wish I have done something with all the interesting captcha stuff I've gotten.

Great album title...or greatest album title?

I always though Massachusetts drivers were the worst growing up there, but since college started I've realized that is false. There are just so many damn cars on the road in MA and the roads are cluster ******. Driving from Mass to Mississippi you do see some idiotic displays of driving.

Whats funny is I know a kid that rolled over onto his morning wood and had to go to the hospital back in high school. Idk why he told people, but it's pretty horrifying to think about.

Calf cramps are ridiculously painful. They didn't exaggerate with the tears rolling down his face, haha.

Take vitamins and eat bananas. I haven't had one in ages thanks to them.

Oh, and:

That pic is pretty damn sweet BB.