Pretty sure I've done all of those on multiple occasions before, except possibly the backwards curve, not sure what that is.

Dude the backwards curve happens to me all the time. its pretty unavoidable after sex.

The double stream is the sex pee. Never had backwards curve lol seems impossible

Double stream rarely happens to me actually.

The double stream happens to me in the morning sometimes. A rogue pube will split the stream into two and go everywhere.

If you're pubes are long enough to do that, it's time for a trim.

Yea lol.. It's dried children that does it.

That can also cause a "the everywhere" because very little of it ends up in the toilet.

Dudes actually do #7?

I have, but rather than calling it "the just-woken-up", I would call it "the power went out and I don't want to risk it".

Or you can call it pissing after taking a ****.

That was my thought. I kill two birds with one stone.

I always have to stand up to piss after ********. I can't get it all out sitting down.

WTF so you **** wipe stand turn and piss? WTF that just doesn't make any sense.

What a waste of time.

...and if you don't flush then you have to look at your **** swimming around.

He was making a ***** length joke.

Hahahahaha. That's awesome. **** Rogues. **** Sten too, while we're at it. He was a dick.

njx is the one in the second frame

Some teh Pokemonzz. (Don't complain, if your reading this on a Friday night you probably have no life, or are like me and stuck at work when it is dead as hell)


This one is probably like half the people on this board who like Pokemon:











Non Pokemon, more Socially Awkward Penguin:

Funny enough on its own but I read this in Tracy Jordan's voice and it was even better.

Also, Beer Baron, I like you, but seriously. **** Pokemon. **** it. With a rubber mallet.

I don't get any of these dork pictures.