I am somewhere between a Carnivore and Omnommonivore

Not sure what Hank Hill is doing there? I'm guessing I would need to watch that abomination of a show to get that joke

Also, I just experienced this one recently:


Another variation is when she is tagged, but you need to be friends with her to see more pics

Hank Hill sells propane and propane accessories.

His entire life is centered around pro-pane and pro-pane accessories.

Your life is void.

Goddammit, i hate it when Socially Awkward Penguin nails elements of my life.

I am sure I might have seen this before but for some reason it just cracked me up when I saw it today.

I don't like being the "faaaaaaaaaaaaake" asshole, but that one was fake.

^^^fake asshole

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/sharktank.asp

HATER GONNA HATE

but I still think it's a cool 'schoop

also this:

And I'm trying to figure out if she





Is this

This one works well with the recent Schrute/Newt post.

Speaking of girls that got hot...














I would not want to work in the same place as my parents...

I think I just died...love those two girls.

This is really long, and not necessarily funny as it is depressing & interesting.

I laughed so hard at this and I don't know why.

Have you seen those old microwaves that would run even if the door was open? I knew a guy who stuck his head in one while it was running (I think it was a dare). He was a grad student studying Philosophy, and he pretty much turned completely stupid after that night. He readily acknowledged that he suddenly took a turn towards retardation, but he denied that it had anything to do with the fact that he microwaved his ******* brain.

We have reserves where this is pretty common when the kids need a break from huffing gas.

Slow and Haste (Final Fantasy cocktail and mocktail)

Ingredients:
Slow-
1.5 oz. UV Blue Raspberry Vodka
1 splash of Rose’s Blue Raspberry Cocktail Mix
4 oz. Sprite

Haste-
1.5 oz. Orange juice
1.5 oz. Pineapple juice
3 oz. Red Bull
1 splash of Grenadine

Directions:
For Slow, mix the UV vodka and Rose’s mix to a champagne flute and fill with Sprite. Take your time and chill out for a bit.

For Haste, mix the pineapple juice and orange juice in a champagne flute, then top off with Red Bull. Add a very small splash of grenadine to the top (no more than a few drops) and it will sink to the bottom. Enjoy and feel the rush.


Hadouken – Ryu (Street Fighter shot)

Ingredients:
3/4 oz blue curacao
3/4 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whisky
Splash of Bacardi 151

Directions: Mix the blue curacao and Fireball in a shot glass. Layer a thin bit of Bacardi 151 (or other overproof rum) on the top and light on fire. Block to extinguish and drink! Add more Bacardi 151 to the top to make it a Shinkuu Hadouken.



Drink of the Colossus (Shadow of the Colossus cocktail)

Ingredients:
The Colossus-
12 oz. Guinness
12 oz. Apple cider
6 oz. Blueberry ale

The Wanderer-
.75 oz. Brandy
.75 oz. Grenadine

Directions: The Colossus is a modified Black Velvet with an added blueberry kick. Instead of layering the beers, mix all of them in a 32 oz. mug. Mix the brandy and grenadine in a shot glass, for the Wanderer. Climb the Colossus and drop in the Wanderer shot. Consume the mixture and transform yourself.

**** the land of the free, america should force birth control on my generation, and only allow people who pass an application/interview process to procreate

i laughed to hard at "why waist a tree"

Gross, SP....very gross.

Yeah, I got neg repped for it...

This is a picture of the door at my local Target. It really confuses me.

slightly demented....

I've never neg repped anybody, but I came pretty close with that one.

Yeah, you may want to spoiler tag that.

you are welcome. Hey at least I didn't say Rep Rape. We haven't had a good ole fashion rep rape in a while.