And so you should. Both of you. What's wrong with you guys? It's bacon!

Greasy boobs and raw bacon - I guess it really is about context and specifics.

I would greatly enjoy some cooked bacon and then some tits. But the risk of salmonella there is simply too high.

Have yet to hear from the girlfriend after suggesting she slap a bacon bra on before she goes tanning tomorrow....

You know bacon isn't made from salmon, right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmonella

:facepalm:

Goddamn image tags. nevermind.

Fixed it for ya.

Honestly, the love for bacon and the love for tits may very well be on par.

Push come to shove; I'll take sausage patties over bacon, tits over sausage patties. Ergo, tits > bacon.

Before a million people come to ridicule you for liking sausage over bacon let me say that I fully agree.

Turkey bacon > all

Come at me.

Bacon wrapped sausage links FTW!

i like boobs, bacon, and sausage.

so there!

This is apparently a bacon sausage burger:



It doesn't look like much, but holy crap... A Bacon. Sausage. Burger. Add some burger condiments and/or breakfast condiments...

Every thread eventually turns into the food thread.

Upon requesting the bacon boobs, I was told that I need to adjust my expectations.

understanding how the curing process works and not buying ****** bacon would help with this fear, fwiw. realistically, just not buying ****** bacon is a good way to go whether you're going to eat it raw or not.

Of African American decent!!!!!!!!!

I bet this was what he was thinking about:

never seen that in my life.

Are the apples kosher? Do they take out the Hitler card? I don't possibly understand what could be different about it...


Applicable.


Unfortunately for Peter, his imagination will soon be crushed as the school system forcibly subjects him to intense math and reading comprehension work in order to bridge the education gap instead of culturing that creativity.






Just give it a few more years and big brother Google will be on top of it.








This show needs to come back. Too bad MTV wouldn't show a non-reality show...

Well I know what no one on this site will die from

Our odds are way up for deaths related to bacon and tits though. Balances it out pretty well.

I'm sorry you were saying?

more like our low prostate cancer odds are balanced out by our chances to die from over-masturbating.

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I'm not convinced that it's not 'shopped; but if its real, that's a bad ass paint job.

rofl, that is so me. I have like four there.

With soap, I fill the almost-empty bottle with water, give it a good shake, and keep using it for another week or two. I bet the same thing would work with shampoo.

it does cus i do

Same. Getting a new shampoo bottle is way too much effort. My shower looks exactly like vidae's.

I take shampoo seriously, and use some scientifically engineered **** that's supposed to keep my hair attached to my head. If it weren't for that, I'd do the same thing you guys do.