Bulldogs are animals.. so we should kill you?

Clever.










When you lose track of a rogue insect in your home:




I will take a frosty mug of soup then.

I've been on a meme kick lately. Attorney Dog is my favorite right now.

I have a FB friend who is a real smart-ass. A few days ago, he posted this...




Today I sent him one of my own creations

Not sure if true or troll.

Well obviously it's a troll. The last one is saying that cats are actually useful.

Talcum powder: http://lifehacker.com/163667/macgyve...-talcum-powder
Tin foil: Self-explanatory
Vinegar: Promo codes: Self-explanatory
Toothpaste: Don't know if it works on ALL surfaces.
Pillow: http://lifehacker.com/5827582/leave-...-them-up-again
Phone charger: Self-explanatory
Cat: Read above post.

Cats are good for catching unwanted rodents! At least, they are until they get old and fat, like mine. :(

So instead of getting rid of unwanted rodents your cat has turned into an unwanted rodent?

I will end you.

No! She's a wanted rodent!

wait, you like cats?

Considering what njx's people do with cats, this will not end well.

look, it's not like i'm alf.

I had the same cat for 16 years before he died. He was ******* awesome. I am most definitely a cat person. Come at me.

that's fair. i'll still fight you about it if you want though.

It'd be a lot cooler if you were....

You bros tryin' to turn this duel into a deathmatch?

it'd be a canadian deathmatch.

Hmm, nah, I'll pass. I like you. I wouldn't want to mess up that perty face.

I use to have a ton of respect for Vidae until he said he liked cats.

Getting on my bad side is a broth to end all broths! Be careful!

like 5 people in here have ever seen more than one episode of that.

I have seen more than one season of that show.

Alf is amazing. I used to have the talking toy. I wish it was on TV still.

all episodes are on Hulu, or at least when I watched them as an adult they were

count me in the Alf category

hairy arms, we're guessing you have a big nose and now talks of cat eating? what else are we supposed to think!?!

I have seen every episode of Alf. It is awesome.

Have we ever disagreed on a TV show?

Alf? I'm probably one of only a handful on here that actually remember Alf for when it originally aired. Loved it. I'm sure my plush Alf is still at my parents. Good ol' Gordon Shumway.

Vidae likes alf some respect gained.

I don't think so, no. We are TV soulmates.

Vidae is kind of contradicting himself liking Alf and cats.

I like Alf, I don't agree his personal diet.

I love cats as much as Alf. Just for entirely different reasons than he did.