Lol I like the mac one

LOl, god no.

Lol yeah, that's the one that cracked me up the most. The other ones are okay, i thought i'd throw them in there since i was on the subject.

wow.
that was on is hilarious..

lol I love how the kid in the white shirt grabs his crotch and doubles over even though nothing happened to him.

The one in the black landed on his wrist/hand. Thus bringing his arm down in pain towards his crotch.

Oh ok, that makes sense. lol

No joke at Rutgers my professor this semester told this story.

One year when he was teaching at St. John's a kid complained because on one of the exams that there were 8 in a row that were letter choice B, and according to the kid the professor couldn't do that, he had to spread them out.

So the next exam my professor said he made every single answer C.

He said it was like watching the largest group mind-f*ck in slow motion. The way the kids were looking up at him while they were taking it.

Really? Cuz I think he pulls his hand clear in time. Horrible angle, but his reaction is from looking at his friend's landing. If his hand was hurt, I stop looking at his crash and look down at my hand as I pull it into my body.

Hmmm, that sounds really selfish as I write that...

This is just amazing for all the right reasons...

When i was reading through this I thought it was his dad saying it not his mom. It was a lot weirder but less funny lol.

What the ******* hell.

Good god that kid is going to have problems.

Nah, by the way she types, I can tell she's a total milf. That's one lucky kid right there

that is something I wish I had never read.

Even though I think that's a total fake, why would a guy wanna fix that? It's the perfect dingle dongle shape to hit the g-spot, and would no doubt make him an adult film legend...

...I mean, just think about the creativity. ;)

Also, I was inspired:



Took me a while, but it is my Mona Lisa...

That needs to be in the FAIL thread.

He's lucky because his mom gives him a hand? hahaahahahahahahaha. EWWWW. WTF?

There is no way that is real.

Lol yeah, there is no way that crap is real, and it was actually pretty disturbing.

That was sickening. It cannot be real.

That was awesome. I was anticipating her saying "Then I like to inspect his progress with my mouth."

Followed by this:

WAT?

It was way more discusting reading it thinking that it was his father.

Creepiest animals ever. What the hell is it.

Barn Owl, sir. Creepy faces

Looks like an owl of sorts.

Those two ******* on the right look like there staring straight into my soul. Spawns of the devil.

I have the same question...

they're fugly..

Three out of the four are certainly dicks...but, that one that is talking is pretty cool in my book.

I agree with the cat...

That was one disturbing story. Probably fake, but if true then there must have been something wrong with the kid before their 'sessions' because what 19 year old would let his mom jerk him off?

That is great.

Catwoman gotta phatty, dats nyce.