A lot of pillows isn't bad if you have the room, stuff them all in a corner or the backboard with the chick and go to town.

As it is, I've got two on my bed...

Leave it to CJ to figure this **** out...

Do cops really write parking tickets in the US? Seems like an awful waste of resources or that picture is stupid!

Yes it's funny regardless :)

I'm pretty sure that sentence can be applied to almost anything involving US law enforcement.

My harem has a message for you...

When people park in front of a fire hydrant, in the middle of a crosswalk, etc., they deserve to be ticketed.

Depends on what you mean by "cops" in most big cities they have a parking authority or "parking police" in reality it isn't a waste of police resources because they **** the people over enough to pay for 75% of total police expenditure.

As a father of two lil' boys... that pic made me crack up
I'll add, my 2 yr old is real talkative and it irks the **** out of me when my son says "hi" to someone and they just ignore him.
Then he says hi again... or something else... just try to converse...
they look at him and just continue to ignore him.
My son's to young to understand what's going on so he gets frustrated

IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH THAT PERSON IN THE FACE

I usually just grab his attention by saying something about the ignorer.
"Don't worry about him, that's a loser."

sorry man. your kid makes me nervous. i try to fake a smile, usually.

My friend has neighbors that are real ******* douchebags, lots of problems going on in that family, I'm sure, and because of it, I always try to be nice and talk to the kids when they are out. I figure if their parents don't give a ****, someone should. I like kids, so if kids feel the need to say hi or something like you are talking about nalej, I always say something back. As adults we have to deal with enough douchebag strangers, little kids shouldn't have to deal with it.

Meh I use to talk to the kids that say hi to me but a few times I got the "back off pedo" look by some parents I just ignore now.

Yes they do -_- I've gotten 4 meter tickets at $35 a pop and 5 sweeper tickets at $63 a pop and a got a gtdamn alley ticket at like $50...like wtf...why was my car the only one ticketed in the whole damn place...just because my back bumper wasn't completely off the asphalt. Douchebag.

I got 9 pillows on my bed...and even though most kids annoy the hell out of me...I usually say Hi back if they say hi to me...then after I reply I wish I hadn't...btw..if I'm not too fond of kids...will that go away if I have one of my own? Cuz I want one eventually but as of right now they annoy me a bit lol

There was a toddler that came into work today with his mom. He was hanging at my desk pretending to make business calls while his mom grabbed something from across the room. I played along and we both got some laughs out of it. Then his mom came and took him away by the arm. *****, we were playing.

That was an exception, though. Little kids in a library are the devil.

I love kids as well, joking with them is fun. I get nervous sometimes trying to be really conscious of what I do or say so I don't come off as a pedo.

I once was going to make a blanket fort with a girl I liked.

It never happened.

I never talked to her again.

This is completely true. It's funny because you obviously aren't like most parents Nalej who give you a "why the **** are you looking at my kid" vibe if you look at them, never mind respond when they talk.

I will almost always look at the parents and try and gauge their response before responding to a child because douchebag parents are a way more annoying breed of human than those who don't talk to kids in my experience.

Parenting in general can turn some people in to complete douchebags.

Seems so weird, over here that is parking inspectors jobs and it is run generally by the town councils as a revenue raiser. Cops have speed camera's to raise revenue over here instead... As someone who rarely parks where they aren't meant to I'd love if Cops spent their time revenue raising on parking tickets instead of speeding fines...

To hell with quick-meme.

Do you have a whispy pedo stache

less BS, more pics.

Hmmm... maybe

since reddit and quickmeme are down, this thread may go into a hibernation. but i say NAY! not today! freedom!

This thread may die completely in hibernation if that bill those sites are protesting passes. So may most of our signatures and avatars and our ability to link to youtube and...

Sigh. I'm just going to become a hermit. **** the world.