The god damned fat friend...


Epic School:








Ahh, so that's what those are for.


Dog being awesome:

Something about the fine print doesn't seem quite legal...

nah, private companies can discriminate against any non-protected class, as i understand it. religion is fine, skin color is not, for example.

I'm already boycotting them for that god damned annoying car alarm commercial that played every 5 ******* minutes in every single college football game.

Now I have another reason.

I've worked there since I have been in college and not once have I had a conversation about religion. The risk of Chick-fil-a restaurant's being privately owned is that you are bound to get one religious nut job or another.

Since I've moved here in Florida, Chick-Fil-A is some of the best fast-food I've had. I remember one time I went there on my break, and they forgot to give me my fries. Called their location. they apologized, and the manager drove to my job to give me a larger sized order of fries.

I got no beef with chick-fil-a

Yeah, I've disregarded my personal principles for way less than waffle fries.

This reminds me of how this cult owns this deli place in downtown Chattanooga. I hear it's to die for.

This cannot go unnoticed. Well done, good sir.

I see what you did there. But you're right. There was an extremely busy Chick-fil-A right across the street from my college. Despite seeing thousand of different college students every week, this once cashier knew my name and knew my order every time.

Chick-fil-a >>>>>>>>> Any of my principles.

I'm pretty sure it's because Christians love you more.

nah. that's just what happens when you take a dump on the cash register one too many times.

Why are people just now realizing that Chick-Fil-A is a Christian restaurant? That's why they're never open on Sundays, which happens to be the day that everyone wants to go there.

Apparently, trolls aren't bound by the laws of physics.

Random:

Don't make me crawl through the internet and smack you.

I love troll physics.

I do find them funny, alas, I know in my heart of hearts that they no doubt started off with someone being absolutely serious.