As long as she's kept her body in decent shape, doesn't matter, but this is when I start thinking about an older woman coming on to me as a cougar.

I have a problem with cougars actually. Well, not really a problem, but a recurring issue...

Since I've been about 16, I've had older women hitting on me. Once I got old enough (looking) to go in to bars, it only became more common. I've had a handful of older women who I could've left the bar with if I wanted to. And on one occasion, I have, totally agree with IBC, btw. But most often times its an older woman who I have absolutely no interest in anything with, so I usually just tell em I've got a girlfriend. Made the mistake of telling an older woman I'd just broke up, and she interpreted that as her invitation to let me know she could whip me back into shape. (she was nearly a gargoyle) Had no choice but to decline on that one, lol.

But hey, if you find an older woman you want to have fun with, do it. Even if they aren't up to your usual standards, try to account for experience factor, its worth every second, lol.

This is what I've had with most of the older women who come after me. Most women are like this, but when its an older woman who you aren't interested in talking about god knows what, it just makes it that much worse.

Good thing about most older women (unless real drunk) is they know when your not interested. So most times they give up before I have to either buy them a drink or leave.

Man we should have not brought this topic up, don't let CJ know. We don't not want to hear his stories.


Actually we don't want to hear Brody's stories with Bear cougars.

Its different for CJ though. He was a pedobear to our cougars...

CJs cougars at this point are like 150

How to piss when you have a boner.

Like two over-easy eggs hanging from nails?

Actually, it's technically impossible to urinate whilst you have an erection. You have to wait for it to relax just a bit. You'll learn.

yeah, you cant have one when its so hard its throbbing but if its soft enough to shove into the toilet its possible.

So bored I was bored at work and this picture reminded me of my childhood... kinda.

I will never understand why people seem to have so much difficulty pissing while hard.

because i'm too distracted by thinking of you to focus on pissing

I just grab and push it down to better the angle as much as i can, hunch over a bit and hope for the best. It's difficult because you need a lot more pressure to get the urine out, so when it does come out, it's at full speed.


Or just piss in the shower. Problem solved.

That's what I do. Hell, I don't even need to be hard. Sometimes I'm just feeling lazy and don't want to aim.

I actually had a cool story to go with this topic, but now, I'm not telling you young bastards a damn thing. :cj:

I am actually kinda offended there is no love for this :crying:

**** your Captain Planet. It looks like crap.

Damnit now I'm not going to be able to piss.

Maybe my dick is messed up but I never have had any problems with getting it started. Just angle it down a little, and take a step or two back and you're good to go. If you're in a public bathroom it's a bit of a different story because the step back isn't really an option unless you want everyone to get full view of your **** and if you're too close to the urinal you have to be prepared to control the splashback.

You know what go cry in the corner because you need *****.

BTW I know it looks like ****... I did it at work with paint. Its not going to be awesome!

Edit: seriously... V I AGRA is blocked

I KNOW I'M LATE

You need to nut up! I'm only a year older than you and I dream of finding me a sexy Cougar to be my sugar momma. 30-35, 40 if she is amazing looking. British accent preferred as mentioned before. Imagine if you had one of these in college to pay for all your stuff and be your booty call. If only.