Lmao, someone had posted that **** sniffing one already, but it's still damn funny. The jail bait one is pretty funny too, although i feel a little guilty that i'm laughing.

"I was 21, stupid, and wanted to **** Jaime in the butt; I wasn't about to let a $400 tab get in my way."

haha, first time I'm reading this guy's stuff. Pretty funny.

Those stories are so fake; funny but fake.

After reading it, I remember my friend telling me that story last year in French Class when we were bored. It's pretty funny though, but it just has to be fake.

I used to be pretty hard into Day of Defeat back in the HL1 days and used to be a member of a feeder clan for one of the most successful clans in the serious uber nerds of DoD and I was pretty good mates with one of the starters who was actually his house mate. I was IMing him one day and mentioned I'd read his site (before it went massive) and he said "yeah I know tucker"

I called ******** but he sent me photos with his digital camera five minutes later of him with Tucker Max and according to him the stories are 100% legit word for word. People discount them and somethings might not be perfect since a lot of them occur when he's drunk, but yeah. From what I've heard they're true. A lot of the more unbelieveable ones even have pictures as proof.

Was I the only one who found this so beyond funny that I couldn't stop laughin?

No, I loved it. Been thinking about nonstop actually. Genius.

Yeah, that is pretty damn amazing.

Well, if you guys enjoy that then I would recommend the site where it likely came from, GraphJam (that sounded like some kind of informercial). Its chucked full of stuff like that.

www.graphjam.com

I love meat loaf but I'm more a fan of Master Shake since he is a jackass to everyone he meets

I also loved it. Thought it was hilarious.

Absolutely. I just didn't want to respond to the original post because those weird pics Viks99ej posts make me scared of him. He's crazy.

lol I love this site.

They don't even have to include the green in the graph for that to still be true, lol

Dogs:

You're a disturbed individual, vikes.

Blame 4chan.

4chan is too awesome to be blamed.

Well then I guess I just do it for the lulz.

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