Yeah, she's just making a really stupid face in the second picture. We all have a face we can make that makes us look ugly...except me.

And Matt Cassell.

And Josh McDaniels.

And the perfect response to her...

I wasn't sure if this was to be posted here, in the food thread or in the hot chick thread. But it needed to be posted.

But that's raw bacon. You want to get sick? Tha hell is the matter with you?

Haha, I was going to post the same but I thought I'd be skewered because of the absolute love for bacon on this forum.

And so you should. Both of you. What's wrong with you guys? It's bacon!

Greasy boobs and raw bacon - I guess it really is about context and specifics.

I would greatly enjoy some cooked bacon and then some tits. But the risk of salmonella there is simply too high.

Have yet to hear from the girlfriend after suggesting she slap a bacon bra on before she goes tanning tomorrow....

You know bacon isn't made from salmon, right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmonella

:facepalm:

Goddamn image tags. nevermind.

Fixed it for ya.

Honestly, the love for bacon and the love for tits may very well be on par.

Push come to shove; I'll take sausage patties over bacon, tits over sausage patties. Ergo, tits > bacon.

Before a million people come to ridicule you for liking sausage over bacon let me say that I fully agree.

Turkey bacon > all

Come at me.