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HoopsDemon12 10-28-2007 04:01 AM

Puking
 
Jesus christ!! for the first time ever i jsut threw up after drinking.. thats so gross... im still drunk.. like just finished now.. i have 3 beer left... god this sucks.. anyone else have any good stories?

WMD 10-28-2007 04:11 AM

I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew School once.

DChess 10-28-2007 04:25 AM

you = V

yes thats a vag

DChess 10-28-2007 04:29 AM

wait you puked off of 9 beers. lame

Chaucer 10-28-2007 04:40 AM

I once did 34 shots in a hour followed by a table spoon of cinnamon and a gallon of milk. Never threw up.

The Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man" commercial is closely based on my life too.

BucSappy 10-28-2007 06:07 AM

I don't drink, but when Gameday came to Lexington, the morning of (like 1 or 2 am) there was this one drunk guy going absolutely nuts. He had his face painted, was wearing jorts, and just off his @$$ drunk. So hilairious. He puked for like 2 minutes straight...just awesome.

Then we said, "FILL IT (the funnell) UP AGAIN!....CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG..."

Good times. :)

Addict 10-28-2007 07:02 AM

I once puked my guts out after a party... fatal combination of no sleep, too much fries, many beers, vodka and a punch in the stomach.

ATLDirtyBirds 10-28-2007 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DChess (Post 695286)
you = V

yes thats a vag


Yes. Only little girls puke after drinking.

fischbowl 10-28-2007 09:52 AM

Yacking after 9 beers is embarassing hoops.

'cuse-213 10-28-2007 09:56 AM

Ive seen it done with about that many, empty stomachs can be a *****. Now if hes hungover from it, then yes.

sweetness34 10-28-2007 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Chaucer (Post 695290)
I once did 34 shots in a hour followed by a table spoon of cinnamon and a gallon of milk. Never threw up.

The Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man" commercial is closely based on my life too.

34 shots in an hour? Really...Of what? Malibu? You'd be dead if you had that many in an hour. I smell *sniff sniff* bull****.

bearsfan_51 10-28-2007 12:53 PM

Drinking makes you more of a man, that's why homeless people are the most badass people on earth.

draftguru151 10-28-2007 12:57 PM

Real men only puke after football practice.

BuckNaked 10-28-2007 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by draftguru151 (Post 695540)
Real men only puke after football practice.

Real men don't puke at all, unless they wake up next to a fat and/or ugly woman.

AlexDown 10-28-2007 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetness34 (Post 695520)
34 shots in an hour? Really...Of what? Malibu? You'd be dead if you had that many in an hour. I smell *sniff sniff* bull****.

Wow the sarcasm went completely over your head.

awfullyquiet 10-28-2007 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by bearsfan_51 (Post 695536)
Drinking makes you more of a man, that's why homeless people are the most badass people on earth.

sad/true.

which is what made bumfights the most entertaining thing on earth.
it like watching marvel vs capcom only in real life, and more beards.

JPLUFF 10-28-2007 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DChess (Post 695289)
wait you puked off of 9 beers. lame

I've puked after 7 beers.

But in my defense, I'm 5'7 and 150 lbs, and it was Miller High Life.

someone447 10-28-2007 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by HoopsDemon12 (Post 695279)
Jesus christ!! for the first time ever i jsut threw up after drinking.. thats so gross... im still drunk.. like just finished now.. i have 3 beer left... god this sucks.. anyone else have any good stories?

Unfortunately for me, puking after drinking is an all to often occurrence. I don't seem to know the meaning of the word moderation. Last weekend I was 12 beers in, then I went to a bar and had 4 shots in less then ten minutes. That is where I don't remember, but I woke up with 4 bucks of the twenty I had after the shots. So I guess I bought some beers too.

Primetime21 10-28-2007 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by HoopsDemon12 (Post 695279)
Jesus christ!! for the first time ever i jsut threw up after drinking.. thats so gross... im still drunk.. like just finished now.. i have 3 beer left... god this sucks.. anyone else have any good stories?

So you were drunk and you decided to go on a message board and post about it. Getting shitfaced is a time to make sleezy moves on girls you normally wouldnt touch, not talking on a website for discussions of the NFL draft.

Last night I played in a intense beer pong tourney at some Halloween party I did pretty well but my partner sucked. Then I kicked some ass in hockey. I will post some pucking stories later.

HoopsDemon12 10-28-2007 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DChess (Post 695289)
wait you puked off of 9 beers. lame

24 pack lol

Addict 10-28-2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPLUFF (Post 695665)
I've puked after 7 beers.

But in my defense, I'm 5'7 and 150 lbs, and it was Miller High Life.

7 is still quite sad.... and you're shorter yet heavier than me...

trkaline 10-28-2007 04:36 PM

I killed a 5th of EnJ in an hour lastnight I was drunk as **** but, I usually only puke after a half gallon of puerto rican rum , aka DumDum and its still a rare occurance then...strong stomach...

HoopsDemon12 10-28-2007 04:39 PM

k now that im sober on here. I had 21 beer, and then just absolutly lost it.. and let me tell you mcdonalds double cheeseburgers suck coming up!! so i was about passed out and i guess out of habbit i came onto the website lol... i passed out shortly after i posted that i think.

Rob S 10-28-2007 04:52 PM

i puke on an empty stomach sometimes when hard liquor is involved. but never puked off beer or if i had eaten a decent meal beforehand.

P-L 10-28-2007 04:59 PM

If he's skinny and hadn't eaten anything in some time, 9 isn't all that bad.


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