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KILLERSANTA 10-28-2007 10:44 AM

I feel like a God!!!!!!!
 
I now work(for free, for now) as part of the street team, the Zone, 95.5. Every Saturday(Maybe Thursday) I go to the party put on by 95.5. They give a camera. I take pictures of all the hot chicks, sometimes try to get them to do stuff. Also Cartman tells me stuff do to like: go get them two girls to be on the radio with me(Cartman), get that girl to be on the stage, get 10 of the hottest chicks to be in a dance off.

I truly love my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS Do you know how hard it is to "stay down". When there are 2 super hot chicks making out and one on your lap!

PoopSandwich 10-28-2007 10:53 AM

You know how it feels to be Winslow now?

I envy you.

Bills2083 10-28-2007 10:56 AM

How did you get that job?

feel free to post pics

KILLERSANTA 10-28-2007 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by WinslowBodden (Post 695391)
You know how it feels to be Winslow now?

I envy you.

No, PacMan...I was making it rain with fake 1 dollar bills!

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Originally Posted by Bills2083 (Post 695396)
How did you get that job?

feel free to post pics

My friend call the radio show like everyday. During Cartman power hours. So they got him on board. Then they meant me, I'm sweet as heck. They asked if I wanted to do it, due to the fact I love me some women, I said yes.

They are making a youtube video of all the pics...I'm post that when they're done......

ironman4579 10-28-2007 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by KILLERSANTA (Post 695385)
I now work(for free, for now) as part of the street team, the Zone, 95.5. Every Saturday(Maybe Thursday) I go to the party put on by 95.5. They give a camera. I take pictures of all the hot chicks, sometimes try to get them to do stuff. Also Cartman tells me stuff do to like: go get them two girls to be on the radio with me(Cartman), get that girl to be on the stage, get 10 of the hottest chicks to be in a dance off.

I truly love my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS Do you know how hard it is to "stay down". When there are 2 super hot chicks making out and one on your lap!

Who cares if you "stay down?" Let it shine big guy! If she feels the power pokin' her, she might tell the friends, word spreads, and as long as you don't completely suck in bed, you might have a hook up for awhile.

alca1992 10-28-2007 11:31 AM

you *****.you stole my dream job its not fair

ccB 10-28-2007 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by alca1992 (Post 695444)
you *****.you stole my dream job its not fair

Your dream job is to work for no money?

ATLDirtyBirds 10-28-2007 01:30 PM

You feel like a god? If you haven't gotten laid yet, you most certainly shouldn't.

someone447 10-28-2007 02:04 PM

You may feel like a god, but I am God. So you fail. And I will smite you for your blasphemy.

Chaucer 10-28-2007 02:07 PM

Don't you live in Michigan?

KILLERSANTA 10-28-2007 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alca1992 (Post 695444)
you *****.you stole my dream job its not fair

I truly love it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charm City Byrdgang (Post 695599)
Your dream job is to work for no money?

You start out with no pay, kind of like a internship, thing. Then down the road, when they really like what you do, they pay you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chaucer (Post 695718)
Don't you live in Michigan?

Yes, I know it would be way better in a city like Miami. But we have a lot of hot chicks up here.

WMD 10-28-2007 03:03 PM

I had been feeling like God for a few weeks, and then I realized.. I am God..

It's been an easier lifestyle adjustment than you might think.

awfullyquiet 10-28-2007 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILLERSANTA (Post 695793)
I truly love it!

because you cant meet girls otherwise?

Quote:

You start out with no pay, kind of like a internship, thing. Then down the road, when they really like what you do, they pay you.
that sounds like you're someones slave. and then you become their *****.

Quote:

Yes, I know it would be way better in a city like Miami. But we have a lot of hot chicks up here.
uh.
it's michigan.

BrownsTown 10-28-2007 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lions WMD (Post 695884)
I had been feeling like God for a few weeks, and then I realized.. I am God..

It's been an easier lifestyle adjustment than you might think.

Why didn't you smite the people that tore down your statue?

BrownsTown 10-28-2007 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by awfullyquiet (Post 696103)
because you cant meet girls otherwise?



that sounds like you're someones slave. and then you become their *****.



uh.
it's michigan.

Ladies and gentleman...the rarely seen triple burn.

Freddy G 10-28-2007 05:02 PM

Sounds like fun. Even though your unpayed, it sounds like you basically have a job to party on the weekends.

I assume you have a paying 9-5. If not, well.....your probably pretty hungry.

Chaucer 10-28-2007 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BrownsTown (Post 696112)
Why didn't you smite the people that tore down your statue?

Only way AQ could burn someone is giving them gonaria(horrible spelling).

Moses 10-28-2007 05:19 PM

You would rather take pictures of girls at a nightclub instead of gaming them at a nightclub?

scottyboy 10-28-2007 05:39 PM

you feel like a god? i doubt you feel like Brian Leonard

awfullyquiet 10-28-2007 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Chaucer (Post 696212)
Only way AQ could burn someone is giving them gonaria(horrible spelling).

ah, the classic sexist comment.

if you were going to properly execute it, you shoulda used chlamydia... because most women don't know that they have chlamydia, and it's in the silent majority... (mostly because it's not symptomatic in women, and they could carry it and have zero idea)

ironman4579 10-28-2007 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottyboy (Post 696266)
you feel like a god? i doubt you feel like Mike Hart

Fixed it for you.

KILLERSANTA 10-28-2007 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lions WMD (Post 695884)
I had been feeling like God for a few weeks, and then I realized.. I am God..

It's been an easier lifestyle adjustment than you might think.

I feel like you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by awfullyquiet (Post 696103)
because you cant meet girls otherwise?

that sounds like you're someones slave. and then you become their *****.

uh.
it's michigan.

Talk about being Jealous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freddy G (Post 696210)
Sounds like fun. Even though your unpayed, it sounds like you basically have a job to party on the weekends.

I assume you have a paying 9-5. If not, well.....your probably pretty hungry.

Not 9-5, I'm only 19 so I go to college. But yes, I work at Tom's(food market). What sucks, when I do start getting paid. It won't be enough to quit Tom's.

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Originally Posted by Moses (Post 696238)
You would rather take pictures of girls at a nightclub instead of gaming them at a nightclub?

Dude, I do hit on chicks all night. You guys don't understand. I do what ever I want. Last night I was hitting on two chicks all night(trying to get a 3-some). All you have to say is "I work for the Zone," and All the women want you.....

Ravens1991 10-28-2007 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by KILLERSANTA (Post 696702)
I feel like you.


Talk about being Jealous



Not 9-5, I'm only 19 so I go to college. But yes, I work at Tom's(food market). What sucks, when I do start getting paid. It won't be enough to quit Tom's.


Dude, I do hit on chicks all night. You guys don't understand. I do what ever I want. Last night I was hitting on two chicks all night(trying to get a 3-some). All you have to say is "I work for the Zone," and All the women want you.....

how did that work out for you, did you get anyone of them?

KILLERSANTA 10-28-2007 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ravens1991 (Post 696705)
how did that work out for you, did you get anyone of them?

I'm stilling working on it. I told them I would meet them there next Saturday. I don't want to move too fast and mess this up. So if they do come, I could be a very very happy man.

Turtlepower 10-28-2007 08:02 PM

You have an unpaid internship. Believe me, life will get better.


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