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7-11 11-15-2007 08:47 PM

Standing or sitting?
 
So i went around to my mates place last night, the door was open so i let myself in but i couldn't find him anywhere. I needed to relieve myself so i headed to the tiolet, opened the door and there he was, wiping his ass standing up.
Dumbfounded i asked 'what the **** are you doing?'
He had no idea what i was talking about so i asked why he was standing up to wipe his ass, he said he'd always done it that way and then proceeded to freak out when he found i wiped while sitting with a strategic little lean.

So the question is, do you wipe standing or sitting?

(and yes i realise it's weird we had a full conversation while he was naked, but this kid is so regularly naked i come to expect it)

Wootylicous 11-15-2007 08:48 PM

Standing is so much better.

Moses 11-15-2007 08:49 PM

I've heard this question many times. People do it one way or the other and are dumbfounded when people find out others do it differently.

I've always been a sitter but I have tried standing also. I felt it awkward because in public stalls I'm pretty tall and standing means my head is protruding over the top of the stall.

Smokey Joe 11-15-2007 08:49 PM

standing. That's how I've always done it.

BrownsTown 11-15-2007 08:49 PM

You and your friend are weird.

fischbowl 11-15-2007 08:50 PM

Standing, but squatting somewhat.

P-L 11-15-2007 08:50 PM

Standing. It feels weird sitting.

Turtlepower 11-15-2007 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moses (Post 730623)
I've always been a sitter but I have tried standing also. I felt it awkward because in public stalls I'm pretty tall and standing means my head is protruding over the top of the stall.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrownsTown (Post 730626)
You and your friend are weird.

I agree with both those statements.

Wootylicous 11-15-2007 08:52 PM

How can you be sitted and wipe yourself at the same time :O

scottyboy 11-15-2007 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fischbowl (Post 730628)
Standing, but squatting somewhat.

me too. when having this discussion, people think i'm weird. high five for making me feel normal despite my obvious unhealthy Brian Leonard man crush!!

Moses 11-15-2007 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wo_oT88 (Post 730637)
How can you be sitted and wipe yourself at the same time :O

Same way girls do it...

KCJ58 11-15-2007 08:53 PM

i lean to the left

Wootylicous 11-15-2007 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moses (Post 730640)
Same way girls do it...

What the heck is a girl...

scottyboy 11-15-2007 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moses (Post 730640)
Same way girls do it...

yea but what about the icebox? we don't know if she pees sitting or standing up. that question was never answered in little giants

7-11 11-15-2007 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrownsTown (Post 730626)
You and your friend are weird.

It's called comfortable, haha. Can't believe we have so many standers already. And a squatter? what the ****? talk about a burn on the quads

KILLERSANTA 11-15-2007 08:53 PM

I have to stand......No way, I could get around little killersanta(by little, I mean big)......

someone447 11-15-2007 08:55 PM

People stand?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

How in my 21 years have I never known that?!?!?!!?!?

Wootylicous 11-15-2007 08:55 PM

How about Chimic Toilet do you stand to wipe yourself ? :)

7-11 11-15-2007 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCJ58 (Post 730641)
i lean to the left

Exactly the same, lean to the left and wipe with the right

KILLERSANTA 11-15-2007 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wo_oT88 (Post 730643)
What the heck is a girl...

A thing created by god, for my enjoyment.

Smokey Joe 11-15-2007 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILLERSANTA (Post 730649)
I have to stand......No way, I could get around little killersanta(by little, I mean big)......

good edit... I call mine Big Smokey Joe.

On a side note, Rex Grossman's jersey might say 8, but it is really a 11" or a 12"

7-11 11-15-2007 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by someone447 (Post 730651)
People stand?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

How in my 21 years have I never known that?!?!?!!?!?

thats exactly how i felt, how do you get a thorough clean?

Wootylicous 11-15-2007 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 7-11 (Post 730660)
thats exactly how i felt, how do you get a thorough clean?

by leaning a little bit.

someone447 11-15-2007 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILLERSANTA (Post 730649)
I have to stand......No way, I could get around little killersanta(by little, I mean big)......

I lean forward and wipe from front to back... Your dick wouldn't get in the way unless you fold it back in your ass crack.

7-11 11-15-2007 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wo_oT88 (Post 730665)
by leaning a little bit.

Ohhh ok, so its the same basic technique as the sitters, just we're lazier and don't like to standing at any time when not needed


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