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bearsfan_51 11-28-2007 07:51 PM

After you poop...
 
Do you look at your work before you flush?

Wootylicous 11-28-2007 07:52 PM

Hell yeah. Always doing that.

Eaglez.Fan 11-28-2007 07:52 PM

Of course.

KILLERSANTA 11-28-2007 07:53 PM

Of course. I love eating corn.

fischbowl 11-28-2007 07:56 PM

Actually this brings up a story about my health:

Yesterday I shat white crap. Yes snow white crap. So there might be something wrong with my liver.

bearsfan_51 11-28-2007 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fischbowl (Post 753270)
Actually this brings up a story about my health:

Yesterday I shat white crap. Yes snow white crap. So there might be something wrong with my liver.

Maybe internally you're an albino.

Take some colon blow or another type of colon cleaner. It can work wonders in clearing out all of the acids in your body.

SuperKevin 11-28-2007 07:59 PM

Not only do I look at it I usually collect a sample for further analysis such as consistency, pH level, and texture

bearsfan_51 11-28-2007 08:04 PM

This is interesting. I wish that women posted here, as I'm curious how much of this is a gender thing.

Bills2083 11-28-2007 08:06 PM

^do any women come on here

and BTW, yes, I always look at what I've done

D-Unit 11-28-2007 08:07 PM

If I'm in a public place, I wipe mine on the walls. Yeah, that's me!






LMAO!!! I hate those people!!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!

NYGibril28 11-28-2007 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bearsfan_51 (Post 753285)
This is interesting. I wish that women posted here, as I'm curious how much of this is a gender thing.

I wasn't aware that women even pooped.

and the wait for DChess begins...

P-L 11-28-2007 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYGibril28 (Post 753307)
I wasn't aware that women even pooped.

and the wait for DChess begins...

You'll be waiting about a week...

Paul 11-28-2007 08:15 PM

Am I not a man? Of course I do.

NYGibril28 11-28-2007 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patriots-Lions (Post 753313)
You'll be waiting about a week...

I got time.

Paul 11-28-2007 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYGibril28 (Post 753307)
I wasn't aware that women even pooped.

They do not, It just turns into Flowers and butterflies

scottyboy 11-28-2007 08:18 PM

not every single time, but yea, most of the time. it's not something i think about, it's just a subconsious thing i do.

scottyboy 11-28-2007 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYGibril28 (Post 753307)
I wasn't aware that women even pooped.

they dont fart either.

it's weird, i worked with a couple guys and we always used to fart and laugh and all that good stuff. One guy said it was disgusting and we asked him "Yea, like you dont fart?" He said no. We always questioned his manhood since...

NYGibril28 11-28-2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottyboy (Post 753325)
not every single time, but yea, most of the time. it's not something i think about, it's just a subconsious thing i do.

Speaking of subconsciousness, whenever I put down something, like a drink, I always snap the fingers on the hand i was holding it with...i honestly can't help it

NYGibril28 11-28-2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottyboy (Post 753329)
they dont fart either.

it's weird, i worked with a couple guys and we always used to fart and laugh and all that good stuff. One guy said it was disgusting and we asked him "Yea, like you dont fart?" He said no. We always questioned his manhood since...

I got those SBD Farts.

Silent But Deadly.

KILLERSANTA 11-28-2007 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by njx9 (Post 753333)
my buddy actually has an e-poop diary listserv with a fair number of female writers (yeah, it's ******* weird, i know). i'll see if i can get the address and pose the question there.

How ugly are these women?

bearsfan_51 11-28-2007 08:26 PM

Not only do women poop, they'll do it on your chest for 5 dollars or some crack.

fischbowl 11-28-2007 08:27 PM

www.ratemypoo.com

KILLERSANTA 11-28-2007 08:30 PM

Someone picked "No that's weird" I didn't know we had "funny" members on NFLDC.com

B-Dawk 11-28-2007 08:30 PM

well there seems to be a woman amongst the ranks

scottyboy 11-28-2007 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bearsfan_51 (Post 753345)
Not only do women poop, they'll do it on your chest for 5 dollars or some crack.

only 5?? damn those cheap Chicago women. I cant get a joisey girl off a street corner for less than $15. Curse Antonella Barba for raising all of their standards...


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