Relationship Advice Thread
 

Need advice your boy CC is here to help

Can't give advice on an unknown problem there chief.

Thanks, Dr. Phil.

This thread is going to deliver...

Domestic abuse.


/thread

If you guys have questions please ask

Ok, I was really drunk one night, and I accidently punched my girlfriend so hard that she stopped breathing! Should I store her in the dumpster or the sewer drain??

How much do you typically pay for roofies cause I think I'm getting ripped off?

I wouldn't go with either don't you watch Bones? You would get busted in a week tops.

Hmmmm.... looks like I going with the coal-burning furnace!

I already made this thread but it was locked!

you CC are EPIC FAILAGE!

question:

do they make special condoms for butt sex? just seems like such a thing should exist. i mean, the same super thin latex that we use for pounding vag can't be the same thing dudes trust when they're basically sticking it in hairy sandpaper.

Dude, I just use toilet paper. It's a little rough, but it does two jobs at once.

You guys need help

Are you the placekicker or holder?

Obviously the kicker

Placeholders cant pickup chicks

interesting. i've always wondered about pimping my dick out as a pipecleaner.

..wheres the clitoris ?

hangin' with santa and the tooth fairy. female orgasms are a myth.


just kidding. it's obviously in the pee hole.

Is it possible for haemaphrodites (Sp) to have sexcz with themselves??? As in, they bend the male parts, into their female parts??? I would pay to see that!!!

Serious Question though

Should I go on a date with a girl two years younger than me that Ive never talked to when we went to school together? It was hooked up by some friends somehow without me knowing and they kind of threw it on me last night. She's pretty cute and probably only looking for one thing and thats awesome but shes two years younger than me and Ive never talked to her before..

that would be very difficult i would imagine, but interesting to watch i suppose lol

Go for it.

TJ, if there's grass on the infield, play ball.

The ultimate code to live by. Whatever, I'm doing it. What's there to lose?