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Addict 06-11-2009 11:55 AM

The Official "We are all going to die" thread.
 
Terrorism, pandemic, the Large Hadron Collider creating black holes, the year 2012.

Guys, let's face it, there's about a gizillion reasons how we're all gonna die. Discuss it here!

Personally I'm a big fan of death by black hole.

CJSchneider 06-11-2009 12:08 PM

This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that you are watching your mother and sister change cloths, would it?

fischbowl 06-11-2009 12:08 PM

I prefer death by guillotine

Addict 06-11-2009 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJSchneider (Post 1693533)
This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that you are watching your mother and sister change cloths, would it?

... no comment.

AkiliSmith 06-11-2009 12:11 PM

What about a giant meteor crashing into Earth?

Borat 06-11-2009 12:12 PM

Death by Deceptacon. I'm fearful. Save me Optimus.

Addict 06-11-2009 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AkiliSmith (Post 1693538)
What about a giant meteor crashing into Earth?

that already happened once. I just like to erase all traces of us. Black hole the whole thing.

Gay Ork Wang 06-11-2009 12:20 PM

i like to think there is gonna be one really serious serial killer that goes around and just kills every single human and then kills himself

Go_Eagles77 06-11-2009 12:28 PM

I watched a bunch of videos about 2012 on youtube the other day and I have to admit it made me a little worried. lol

Addict 06-11-2009 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *** Ork Wang (Post 1693550)
i like to think there is gonna be one really serious serial killer that goes around and just kills every single human and then kills himself

that would be pretty sick, just Rambo-style? Minigun and inf. ammo!

Prowler 06-11-2009 12:42 PM

killer bees, they finally live up to their name. killer whales can gain control over the sea.

FlyingElvis 06-11-2009 12:49 PM

OMG - we're all dying right now!!


RUN!!!!

BandwagonPunditry 06-11-2009 12:52 PM

At least a black hole was suck away all the swine flu. Happy pandemic day y'all.

Addict 06-11-2009 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyingElvis (Post 1693584)
OMG - we're all dying right now!!


RUN!!!!

you might want to drop the scissors first ;)

the decider13 06-11-2009 12:54 PM

Black hole is way more epic way to die than a pandemic. Pandemic is LAME

Gay Ork Wang 06-11-2009 12:55 PM

how about a PANDA EPIDEMIC

Chucky 06-11-2009 12:56 PM

Ha.weird to see this thread eight after watching synechode, new York

Malaka 06-11-2009 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the decider13 (Post 1693588)
Black hole is way more epic way to die than a pandemic. Pandemic is LAME

Pandemic is just an epic failure for the human race... my vote goes for super novas exploding and the waves obliterating all life on the planet.

Addict 06-11-2009 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *** Ork Wang (Post 1693589)
how about a PANDA EPIDEMIC

what if a chinese nuclear reactor began to leak, rendering the bamboo radioactive. Then, the panda eating the bamboo would turn into a radioactive mutant panda, who could shoot lasers out it's stomach, like an evil care bear... the world would be overrun by those mutant panda care bears, they would kill the men and mate with our women using their large mutated bear penisses.

FlyingElvis 06-11-2009 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Addict (Post 1693587)
you might want to drop the scissors first ;)

Hell No!! Evisceration FTMFW!!!!!

HawkeyeFan 06-11-2009 01:41 PM

I plan on floating my ass out that blackhole like a champ!

E-Man 06-11-2009 01:47 PM

Everyone is forgetting the worst threat of all.......dogs that shoot bees out of their mouth. We're all doomed.

tjsunstein 06-11-2009 01:48 PM

Half the population will die off by way of obesity in 3 years so that takes care of that. The rest of us will be taken by aliens and made slaves.

AkiliSmith 06-11-2009 01:51 PM

I'm just ready for the zombie virus to catch on so I can start blowing some heads off

SuperMcGee 06-11-2009 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E-Man (Post 1693640)
Everyone is forgetting the worst threat of all.......dogs that shoot bees out of their mouth. We're all doomed.

Those aren't nearly as bad as the Robotic Richard Simmons.


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