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niel89 06-11-2009 07:40 PM

Caught my dad with my GF...
 
I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swingin on him?

or

Pack my stuff and be on my way.


heres pics of my GF for you guys cuz i know you'll ask.






























































From another forum lol

TimD 06-11-2009 07:44 PM

lol damn. it would have been a much better story if it was true.

CJSchneider 06-11-2009 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimDris (Post 1693897)
lol damn. it would have been a much better story if it was true.

You're damn right it would have been!

WMD 06-11-2009 07:47 PM

Very nice.

Tampa 2 4 life 06-11-2009 07:48 PM

Posting in an epic thread.

DoughBoy 06-11-2009 07:54 PM

Wow, I would hate to put my meat in a george foreman grill.

WMD 06-11-2009 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tampa 2 4 life (Post 1693902)
Posting in an epic thread.

The fact that it's from another board lowers the epicness, unfortunately.

Todd Bertuzzi 06-11-2009 08:10 PM

Do you think George Foreman made more money from boxing or from the grills?

TitanHope 06-11-2009 08:19 PM

I felt a little GRF nostalgia when I read the title, but was not prepared for the ending...

Kudos to you good sir!

dabears10 06-11-2009 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Todd Bertuzzi (Post 1693924)
Do you think George Foreman made more money from boxing or from the grills?

Grills Easily. But you could say that grills could not happen without boxing. A Conundrum.

Caddy 06-11-2009 08:37 PM

Not a bad effort. Where did you see this before?

AJHawk50 06-11-2009 08:38 PM

Loved the story, hated the result. :P

Xiomera 06-11-2009 08:39 PM

Your dad is George Foreman!?

AWESOME!

tjsunstein 06-11-2009 08:41 PM

Haha Nicely done.

KCJ58 06-11-2009 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xiomera (Post 1693946)
Your dad is George Foreman!?

AWESOME!

haha i was gonna post the same thing b4 i saw this

TitleTown088 06-11-2009 08:56 PM

I was thinking HOF potential halfway through that story.

brat316 06-11-2009 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoughBoy (Post 1693909)
Wow, I would hate to put my meat in a george foreman grill.

Yeah....I wondering if his dad likes to pork GF grills and other kitchen appliances. I hope he didn't turn it on and pork it...unless he put his meat in the bun warmer.

etk 06-11-2009 09:09 PM

You got me pretty bad. I thought your dad was a complete slimeball, but he just wanted a nice meal.

DoughBoy 06-11-2009 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhaarat316 (Post 1693979)
Yeah....I wondering if his dad likes to pork GF grills and other kitchen appliances. I hope he didn't turn it on and pork it...unless he put his meat in the bun warmer.

Ya that would be terrible....almost as bad as when I got frisky with a blender.

scottyboy 06-11-2009 09:42 PM

damn that's a hottie. i'd hit that. shame she cheated on you

The Unseen 06-11-2009 09:45 PM

I didn't get it about a minute later.

so at first I was like :O

and then I was liek :/

and then I was like :lol:

holt_bruce81 06-11-2009 09:58 PM

haha that was funny. Nice job man.

josh07039 06-11-2009 10:35 PM

Maybe this is too normal for a thread of this nature, but I don't understand why people like the foreman grills so much, i dont think they do a very good job.

eaglesalltheway 06-11-2009 10:41 PM

This post owned me... unfortunately.

Laughed pretty hard once I found out it was a joke.

Well done sir...Just like burgers on the Foreman grill

SuperMcGee 06-11-2009 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Unseen (Post 1694046)
I didn't get it about a minute later.

so at first I was like :O

and then I was liek :/

and then I was like

My exact thoughts.

Pretty good. Prittay, prittay, prittay, pretty good.


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