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SuperPacker 02-29-2012 01:59 PM

The Funny Joke Thread!
 
We need somewhere to put all the funny jokes!

Raiderz4Life 02-29-2012 02:07 PM

2 muffins get put into an oven

One muffin says "Holy **** its getting hot in here"

The other muffin says "Holy **** a talking muffin!!"

SuperPacker 02-29-2012 02:13 PM

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

You hit her.

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Why did the woman cross the road?

Wait, why is she out of the kitchen?

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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Teacher:"John has been working at the company for two years he earns 6 an hour.
Jenny has been with the company for a year longer, so she makes 7 an hour.
If Muhammad has been at the company for eight years what does he make?

Student: "Bomb's, Miss."

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What do you call a black man with no arms?

Trustworthy.

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‎2 muslims walked into a bar.

Everyone left, just in case!

Splat 02-29-2012 02:14 PM


SuperPacker 02-29-2012 03:13 PM

My girlfriend got down on one knee earlier.

Imagine the dissapointment on my face when she proposed.

jrdrylie 02-29-2012 03:19 PM

More anti-women jokes!

Why is there a clock on the stove?

Where else would a woman need one?

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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bed room.

SuperPacker 02-29-2012 03:24 PM

What should you give a woman who has everything?

A man to show her how to work it.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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What do you call a woman with one black eye?

A quick learner

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If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

Made her chain too long.

holt_bruce81 02-29-2012 07:28 PM

What has 142 teeth and keeps the Incredible Hulk away?

My Zipper.

SuperPacker 03-01-2012 03:52 PM

I forgot to meet my disabled friend at the cinema the other day.

Its the first time he's been stood up.

CJSchneider 03-01-2012 06:00 PM

What do women and screen doors have in common?


The_Dude 03-01-2012 06:34 PM

well, this thread should maybe last through the night.....

SuperPacker 03-04-2012 04:24 PM

Whats the difference between my jokes and my pen!s?

Nobody laughs at my jokes.

SuperPacker 03-05-2012 01:38 PM

Whats the difference between rape and murder?

My mood.


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