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StickSkills 03-23-2012 01:21 AM

Kid can't bring porn star to his Prom
 
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descendency 03-23-2012 01:35 AM

I bet this gets more attention now because they banned her.

TitanHope 03-23-2012 01:38 AM

Googling Megan Piper...now...

TheBoyWonder22 03-23-2012 01:41 AM

Emile Hirsch?!

yo123 03-23-2012 01:44 AM

I really hope all of his classmates show up to his prom instead of the school's. What a bunch of dried up old *****.

RaiderNation 03-23-2012 01:50 AM

Megan Piper ladies and gentlemen


redbills 03-23-2012 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TitanHope (Post 2917972)
Googling Megan Piper...now...

Lol did same thing.

Mufasa 03-23-2012 01:56 AM

Well done kid, well done.

TitanHope 03-23-2012 01:57 AM

Ogling Megan Piper now.

Seriously, it's not like she's gonna show up and start having sex with everyone in the gym.
















































descendency 03-23-2012 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TitanHope (Post 2917982)
Ogling Megan Piper now.

Seriously, it's not like she's gonna show up and start having sex with everyone in the gym.

This is the thing people don't seem to get about pornstars... they aren't random desperate women that will do anything (even on camera) just to have sex. They get paid. So, unless those kids are bringing rolls of hundreds, I doubt she's going to be doing much more than telling them she fakes it for a living and how they definitely should use a condom, because STIs suck.

Ness 03-23-2012 03:47 AM

Too bad for the kid.

The_Dude 03-23-2012 09:06 AM

Hooray for Minnesota.... "the state where nothing is allowed"!

CJSchneider 03-23-2012 11:06 AM

This is why I need to e Principal at that school. I would allow the kid to bring her, but I would be required several dances, both on the floor and in private.

TimD 03-23-2012 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RaiderNation (Post 2917979)
Megan Piper ladies and gentlemen


i would...


and on a related note, dropping an "i would" to my friends in an inappropriate situation is one of my favorite things to do

OSUGiants17 03-27-2012 08:48 PM

Anyone see the letter PornHub sent the kid? They're paying for her plane ticket, prom ticket, dinner for the two of them before, a hotel room and $500 for a tux and "anything else you need for the night Mike".

Brent 03-27-2012 08:52 PM

I really hope he's like, "**** prom, I'll just take her on a date. Thanks, PornHub!"

OSUGiants17 03-27-2012 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent (Post 2924270)
I really hope he's like, "**** prom, I'll just take her on a date. Thanks, PornHub!"

It most likely will. You know that $500 is going to? A tuxedo t-shirt and a ton of lube and sextoys.

CJSchneider 03-27-2012 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by descendency (Post 2917985)
This is the thing people don't seem to get about pornstars... they aren't random desperate women that will do anything (even on camera) just to have sex. They get paid. So, unless those kids are bringing rolls of hundreds, I doubt she's going to be doing much more than telling them she fakes it for a living and how they definitely should use a condom, because STIs suck.

This is still truth.

Brent 03-27-2012 09:23 PM

Yeah, and paid really goddamn well.

OSUGiants17 03-27-2012 09:34 PM

He will at least get a bj

Mufasa 03-27-2012 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by OSUGiants17 (Post 2924304)
He will at least get a bj

He better. He's helping out her career. I bet every one of you looked her up after reading the story.

Hell, they might as well film it and put it up online.

Brent 03-27-2012 10:13 PM

No one wants to see some loser in HS blow his load in 15 seconds.

jayceheathman 03-27-2012 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TitanHope (Post 2917982)
Ogling Megan Piper now.

Seriously, it's not like she's gonna show up and start having sex with everyone in the gym.















































Which is what would have happened if he brought Ke$$$$$ha. :)

jayceheathman 03-27-2012 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OSUGiants17 (Post 2924304)
He will at least get a bj

Just like the other 150 guys to come before him.

vidae 03-27-2012 11:43 PM

Hey, a jobber is a jobber, no matter who gives it to you.


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