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Da-Phins 04-28-2012 07:20 AM

Ok what is this?
 
So I called in sick today which Im not. To make it sound good I told my boss that I went to the ER yesterday cause I felt so bad. So he told me to make sure to bring in a note from the ER tomorrow when I come in. Will **** me sideways. What should I do now?

Brent 04-28-2012 07:40 AM

I'd just tell him the ER doesn't give out notes when you do go in? Next time, don't lie.

Da-Phins 04-28-2012 07:42 AM

Yeah not gonna do that **** again. I think what I will do is if he asks tomorrow just gonna say I think we had a miscommunication on the phone. Say something like I said I felt like I was going to the ER or some **** like that. But why would they need a note from the ER for my records?

Caddy 04-28-2012 07:43 AM

Can't wait for the "**** I got fired" thread tomorrow

TACKLE 04-28-2012 07:44 AM

shoulda just gone with diarrhea instead.

SuperPacker 04-28-2012 07:48 AM

Watching 4-7 rounds of the draft > Having a job.

Brent 04-28-2012 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TACKLE (Post 2974627)
shoulda just gone with diarrhea instead.

No one questions diarrhea, unless they're a dick.

TACKLE 04-28-2012 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brent (Post 2974640)
No one questions diarrhea, unless they're a dick.

that's when you offer to bring a stool sample.

Jvig43 04-28-2012 08:41 AM

I think you'll be fine, just say you didn't remember to go back and get a note - which I don't think the ER gives. Either way you are allowed to have sick days regardless if you went or not.

Razor 04-28-2012 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Caddy (Post 2974626)
Can't wait for the "**** I got fired" thread tomorrow

Me neither. Don't lie to your boss, it's the dumbest ******* thing you can do. I used to be a manager before I started in college and we just fired people that were caught lying about being sick. Having a job beats watching the most irrelevant rounds of a relatively irrelevant event that you can always re-watch and/or read about.

vidae 04-28-2012 09:11 AM

I've been asked for an ER note twice in my life. I guess I'm not very trustworthy.

Da-Phins 04-28-2012 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by vidae (Post 2974688)
I've been asked for an ER note twice in my life. I guess I'm not very trustworthy.

And what happened when you didnt give them one? Written up?

CJSchneider 04-28-2012 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caddy (Post 2974626)
Can't wait for the "**** I got fired" thread tomorrow

I laughed at that harder than I should have.

vidae 04-28-2012 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da-Phins (Post 2974706)
And what happened when you didnt give them one? Written up?

No, I just said I didn't think to get one. It was true. I actually did go to the ER both times though.

Da-Phins 04-28-2012 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vidae (Post 2974735)
No, I just said I didn't think to get one. It was true. I actually did go to the ER both times though.

Ah, ok, gotcha. What did they do when you didnt bring one in?

vidae 04-28-2012 09:48 AM

Nothing, but I had worked there a while.

Da-Phins 04-28-2012 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by vidae (Post 2974754)
Nothing, but I had worked there a while.

Well I just started a few weeks ago. Guess I could see myself getting a write up for this and maybe a good lecture but I could deal with that. The guy is pretty nice to me anyway.

Its funny how something little turned out to something I gotta cover up now with that dumbass comment about the ER. Classic "think before you speak".

Giantsfan1080 04-28-2012 09:50 AM

I say dig a deeper hole. Keep lying.

Caddy 04-28-2012 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Giantsfan1080 (Post 2974764)
I say dig a deeper hole. Keep lying.

This is a good point. See how far you can take it.

vidae 04-28-2012 10:13 AM

LIECEPTION. Gotta go deeper. Tell them that the doctor refused to give you a note. When they wouldn't give you one you assaulted the ER attending doc and set the hospital on fire. That should get you off the hook.


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