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cajuncorey 05-06-2012 11:52 PM

The CURRENT AND CONTEMPORARY CAJUN LIST
 
The CURRENT AND CONTEMPORARY CAJUN LIST

The previous Cajun list succeeded in the Draft as did Stalin in eastern Germany and there is hope the season will not turn it into the Cuban missile crisis. The following year is riddled with deceit and lies, the Cajun list reveals of whom is of Democracy and seperates them from the communist failures of the 20th century.

1. Jordan Rodgers – Vanderbuilt – Take a chance on pure genetics and hope its not like a Carson/Jordan Palmer situation.

2. Johnathan Hankins – Ohio State – Personally removes the cowardly zone run from the game himself

3. Taylor Lewan – Michigan – The Cajun list knows Big Ten = Big Sh!t but violence is not required to be the QB’s private dancer

4. William Gholston – Michigan State – Unline his cousin Black Hercules, William is not as stiff as Ron Jeremy and will be a prominent prole in the premier league.

5. Ray Ray Armstrong – Miami – Sean Taylor lives.

6. Bacarri Rambo – Georgia – I will shake the hand of the man that drafts guy. A full sized Ahmad Black.

7. Jarvis Jones – Georgia – Von Miller, Bruce Irvin comparisons will begin to come up but before them was Donta Jones from Nebraska. Computer Numbers will decide his value.

8. Bjoern Werener – Flordia State – Finest Imported specimen since Ivan Drago

9. Robert Woods – USC – Can cut the back ass off the secondary but the Cajun List anticipates that he has hands like the Venis de Milo

10. Jonathan Banks – Mississippi St – The Cajun List suspects he is one of Antonio Cromarties Illegitimate children.

11. Barkevious Mingo – LSU – A violent Gazelle on the edge

12. Robert Lester – Alabama – Gives your mongloid ridden secondary some hope for intelligence.

13. Marcus Lattimore – South Carolina – Best prole as a valueless position

14. D.J Fluker – Alabama – The Cajun List only hope hes runs his 40 yard dash with a shirt on.

15. Matt Barkley – USC - An upgraded version of the Millionaire Architect

16. Mike Taylor – Wisconsin – A Specials prole in the premier league the next 7 years.

17. Manti Te'o – Notre Dame – Rey Maualuga minus alcohol abuse.

18. Kenjon Barner – Oregon – A speedy package that comes only in Gary Coleman size

19. Keenan Davis – Iowa – The Cajun list wonders if he can cut the back ass off the secondary.

20. Tyler Bray – Tennessee – Throws defenders off with his arm strength.

21. Alex Okafor – Texas – Sergio Kindle before falling down a flight of stairs.

22. David Amerson – North Carolina State – Abuses receivers in a Chris Brown like fashion.

23. C.J Mosley – Alabama – Intelligent Grind. Unlike the fool Patrick Willis who still cant wear a headset after 5 years in the premier league

24. Brandon Jenkins – Florida State – History suggests not to select anyone from Florida State but Brandon Jenkins is the exception.

25. Jake Mathews – Texas A&M – George Orwell once said “In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary movement” this man is the truth.

26. John Simon – Ohio State - A future proletariat that knows the meaning of life.

27. Devin Taylor – South Carolina – Incredibly soft but will be selected purely off of computer numbers

28. Montee Ball – Wisconsin- Will surge up the middle for 4 yards every play. Unexciting but sufficient

29. Braden Hansen – BYU – Someone that endures abstinence on a day to day basis is surely ought to have some pent up violence to thrive in the premier league

30. Barrett Jones – Alabama – Morbidly Violent Obesity

31. Landry Jones – Oklahoma – The Cajun List anticipates he is the next Glaine Blabbert

32. Jake Stoneburner – Ohio State – A selection for conservatives.

Bulldogs 05-06-2012 11:55 PM

I have no idea what I just read.

marshallb 05-07-2012 12:00 AM

KLAUS?????

Bulldogs 05-07-2012 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by marshallb (Post 2988417)
KLAUS?????

Who else uses the word prole?

ChiFan24 05-07-2012 12:27 AM

Not sure if this is an homage to KLAUS or if this is the same guy, but I like it.

tjsunstein 05-07-2012 12:28 AM

Cajuncorey, have you taken in some weed?

bam bam 05-07-2012 01:43 AM

more like Gayjun Corey

SenorGato 05-07-2012 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Bulldogs (Post 2988432)
Who else uses the word prole?

*raises hand*

Speaking of which it would be nice to see a prole rebellion sometime soon....It's getting there, no?

yo123 05-07-2012 02:48 AM

I see great things in your future. I too appreciate a player who can take the back ass off a defense.

RCAChainGang 05-07-2012 03:07 AM

Oh my goodness. I am so lost, but I laughed so hard.

Caddy 05-07-2012 04:25 AM

You tried to be funny, but you just weren't.

Razor 05-07-2012 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marshallb (Post 2988417)
KLAUS?????

My thoughts exactly.

Bixby (Thumper) 05-07-2012 08:16 AM

Quote:

4. William Gholston – Michigan State – Unline his cousin Black Hercules, William is not as stiff as Ron Jeremy and will be a prominent prole in the premier league.
This one got me with the "Black Hercules" part.

cajuncorey 05-07-2012 11:18 AM

Disclaimer
 
Ladies and gents, i must inform you that this is not the "KLAUS" you refer to but merely an apprentice of the punter. i share a certain style and integrity in beliefs as "KLAUS" but we are not one in the same. He had lead to me towards a much more abstrakt way of socialism a more conventional list would be more pleaseing for it since the U.S media leaves the multitaskers mind at ease. seperate the wheat from the chaff is what we do in a socialist fashion. this list is intended to open the minds and enlighten the masses as did the "allegory of the cave" as the man intended. As Martin Luther (not king) had revolutionized christianity forever. Marx and Lenin tryed communism and it was one of the biggest failures of the 20th century. the 21st century however is just as desvasting with selections of couch, leaf, carr and the future holds the architects name for ransom.

NOTE: THE MILLIONAIRE ARCHITECT IS STILL A COWARD

*the rest of the CAJUN list has not been released due to a lack of demand

eaglesalltheway 05-07-2012 11:49 AM

Crack is a hell of a drug....

Razor 05-07-2012 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cajuncorey (Post 2988742)
*the rest of the CAJUN list has not been released due to a lack of demand

I'm demand it! Naow!

K Train 05-07-2012 01:49 PM

http://draftcountdown.com/forum/sear...earchid=900851

Lil Quip 05-08-2012 05:09 AM

Rereading the older posts, I can't place it exactly, but it reminds me of a beatnik/post modernist writer I have read. I am thinking William S. Borroughs. Well him without the massive amounts of *** sex. Naked Lunch is worse than a midnight orgy on castro street.

I like this sort of thing, why not break the mold every once in a while.

cajuncorey 05-08-2012 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Razor (Post 2988959)
I'm demand it! Naow!

Ur demands have been met, the computer numbers are yet to come through. i am gathering recon like a squirrel for the winter, lets move forward and allow nature to unfold in her own chaotic way

33. T.J Mcdonald – USC – “The enemy of my enemy is my friend” the enemy of the big 10 is the revolution riddled pac-12. Draft a safety big 10 quarters have never seen one.

34. Star Lotulelei – Utah – Double axehandle grind Samoan wonder

35. Michael Buchanan – Illinois – Big 10 always disappoints

36. Arthur Brown – Kansas State – What Vontaze Burfict is supposed to be

37. Kevin Reddick – North Carolina – UNC beats out Maryland for the institution of higher performance enhancing drugs.

38. Tyler Eifert – Notre Dame – A true prole

39. Ricky Wagner – Wisconsin – The incest capital of the world produces linemen with sufficient violence for the premier league.

40. Sean Fisher – Nebraska – This years Nate Irving/Jamar Chaney

41. Jesse Williams – Alabama – The illegitimate son of zero technique hero Robert Goff.

42. Terrance Williams – Baylor – The CAJUN list anticipates his high-stock is only the by-product of propaganda machines

43. Julian Miller - West Virginia - Punch you in the stomach shoplift grind within the so.called box.

44. Alex Hurst – LSU – Tough as train smoke

45. Kellen Allen – CAL – Hands of a digital clock, seen tougher kids in a sandbox

46. Jake Olsen – Central Michigan – Tony Boselli with grace.

47. Wes Horton – USC – Gets off better than Travis Henry

48. Johnathan Jenkins – Georgia – Fat man that can move in space

49. Dee Milliner – Alabama – The CAJUN list suspects he has stiff hips

50. Tyrann Mathieu – LSU – Fetus sized with herpes like persistence

51. Jonathan Cooper – North Carolina – Offers Stability in economic gridlock

52. Aaron Murray – Georgia – The Cajun list suspects he has a bust of Nikita Khrushchev

53. Jackson Jeffcoat – Texas- Sobieski told me to draft this man, I trust any pole that goes by that name

54. Tavon Austin – West Virginia – Violent Dynamite

55. Tyler Wilson – Arkansas – Fools gold, not even comparable to cocaine ridden Mallet

56. Keith Pough – Howard – Only going to be a specials prole, Beliczek shall select him in round 6. He will perform his art the next 10 years.

57. Malcolm Bronson – McNeese State – Mack the knife

58. Kaleb Ramsey – Boston College – Same school as great philosopher Francis X Clooney

vidae 05-08-2012 07:34 PM

What is this I don't even

cajuncorey 05-10-2012 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by vidae (Post 2991343)
What is this I don't even

Observations written in the real universe where proles are selected where they should be and not where the the skewed views of teams allow a player to be overdraft or underdraft. Where as in the big 10 average players go in high slots. The only player worth mentioning would be Cliff avril in the 3rd round in the fake universe, in the real universe he goes 40th, a much better prole then megabusts black hercules and maybin. The fake universe allows someone like Karl Marx/Vlad Lenin to go on with a failure of a society and keep on wasting resources attempting to keep it above water. As the 49ers have done with megabust utah smith, how he still has a job is an outcry, in the real universe Rodgers goes first and Smith goes undrafted. In time Kaepernick will have used his genetics to unseat the bust as he is a randall cunningham clone. As for glaine blabbert he is a coward, and Big SH!t quarters henne will take it. i have warned the jaguars to not put stock into him. As they have said it is nationalism that is a double edged sword.

Caulibflower 05-11-2012 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by cajuncorey (Post 2991294)
39. Ricky Wagner – Wisconsin – The incest capital of the world produces linemen with sufficient violence for the premier league.

The burly blue-skins will evoke Bunyan's Babe engaging in trench warfare.

Razor 05-11-2012 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by cajuncorey (Post 2993627)
50. Tyrann Mathieu – LSU – Fetus sized with herpes like persistence

This one really got me. Excellent work, sir. Also, that are the odds that both you and KLAUS uses the term "tough as train smoke"?

cajuncorey 05-13-2012 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Razor (Post 2994827)
This one really got me. Excellent work, sir. Also, that are the odds that both you and KLAUS uses the term "tough as train smoke"?

the odds are not as far fetched as it may seem, "tough as train smoke" is the single best complement a player can recieve, although perhaps not the most important. to accept your hypothesis at a 0.05 level of significance it is very possible in a one tailed test. As explained before I am a student of the man you call "KLAUS" and he has taught me all i know about evaluations, do not look purely at the surface but dive deep into the matter at a microscopic level and determine who is real and who is not. as one great philosopher, Jean Paul Sartre, said "i think therefore i am". Do not live in Platos "alleogory of the cave" in which you are living in a fake existence but break out and find enlightenment.

tjsunstein 05-27-2012 01:36 PM

I want more. This is awesome.


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