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trademaster 05-30-2012 03:26 AM

Should I go do a porno?
 
So I'm going to be 2 months late on rent this upcoming June.
I've fallen through hard times recently & my landlord told me that if I can't pay, even atleast a month. I'm going to be evicted.

I tried applying for unemployment but was not approved as I quit my job and did not get fired?

Anyways, I have a new job line up at the beginning of the upcoming month so I am set. But till then I am dead broke with the potential of being homeless.
Friends & family can't lend me money as they are broke as well, I don't have any thing of value to sell.

Except for my physical gift. My abnormally huge *****. 12 inch in length/4 inches in circumference.

I'm also an aspiring actor and there is some acting required in the scene.

Basically I am a dog walker. Then I walk in a very lonely girl with her abusive husband. Then we do the whole sex thing.

Nothing *** or anything. Except that I have to do the "money shot in her face and at the dog face". It's supposed to be some kind of fetish.

Then the scene includes the husband masterbating in the background. Again nothing *** as my boy & former roommate used to jerk off while me & my ex would have sex all the time.

I really need your advice as I need to decide on this quickly.

Caddy 05-30-2012 03:28 AM


Razor 05-30-2012 03:41 AM



**** it. Just do it. If it helps you though a hard time and it's not anything you're going to be doing the rest of your life I don't see the problem.

trademaster 05-30-2012 03:43 AM

But what if ten years from now I become really successful and someone holds it as blackmail. I'm in really tough shoes at the moment. :(

fenikz 05-30-2012 03:44 AM

wtf pencil dick 4" circumference that's asian ****

Gay Ork Wang 05-30-2012 03:47 AM


trademaster 05-30-2012 03:47 AM

The casting director just texted me. "I don't think you'll make enough to pay rent unless you suck him off and give up the brown wings. LMK".

Wtf is a brown wing?

Razor 05-30-2012 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trademaster (Post 3016642)
But what if ten years from now I become really successful and someone holds it as blackmail. I'm in really tough shoes at the moment. :(

So everyone will know how huge a **** you have and every woman you know wants to ride that beast. Man will fear you, women will love you. I'm not sure if this is serious or not, but if it is you have to decide if you're comfortable with everyone you know having seen your ****. If someone blackmails you you just tell that ****** to get the **** out or you'll pistol whip him with your 12" manhood.

EDIT:
Quote:

Originally Posted by trademaster (Post 3016646)
The casting director just texted me. "I don't think you'll make enough to pay rent unless you suck him off and give up the brown wings. LMK".

Wtf is a brown wing?


Now I know you're not being serious. Nice try though.

Brown Wing.

trademaster 05-30-2012 03:50 AM

Thanks razor. I really needed that as my self esteem is at a whole time low at the moment.

hawkeye123 05-30-2012 03:56 AM

How the **** do you know your *****'s circumference?!

fenikz 05-30-2012 04:04 AM

take a string and mark it off then measure :p

wogitalia 05-30-2012 04:43 AM

I live for when these threads appear every 6 months or so!

Let's be honest... if you can't pay rent right now then I wouldn't worry too much about being so successful someone wants to blackmail you over skeeting on a dog...

Go for it, go balls deep up in that female, bare back fo shizzle!

Ness 05-30-2012 04:52 AM

There is literally nothing else you can do? Donate blood or some semen to some clinic or something else?

Gay Ork Wang 05-30-2012 05:16 AM

^seriously, jizzing on a dog is so wrong

A Perfect Score 05-30-2012 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by *** Ork Wang (Post 3016663)
^seriously, jizzing on a dog is so wrong

This struck me as odd as well.

SuperPacker 05-30-2012 05:38 AM

Do it! But there is no way your dick is 12inch long and 4inch wide!

I have a inch ruler...12 inches is 30cm's and 4 inches is 10cm's....

You're saying you're dick is as wide as this (The mug on the left):



And as long as this:



I'm calling ********!

Brent 05-30-2012 05:41 AM

This is probably as real as the time he claimed his girlfriend was cheating on him or that he was in a marriage for business purposes.

SuperPacker 05-30-2012 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brent (Post 3016667)
This is probably as real as the time he claimed his girlfriend was cheating on him or that he was in a marriage for business purposes.

He has a history of making up **** like this?

Caddy 05-30-2012 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperPacker (Post 3016666)
Do it! But there is no way your dick is 12inch long and 4inch wide!

I have a inch ruler...12 inches is 30cm's and 4 inches is 10cm's....

You're saying you're dick is as wide as this (The mug on the left):



And as long as this:



I'm calling ********!

You don't know what circumference means, do you?

:facepalm:

trademaster 05-30-2012 05:59 AM

Guys I have no reason to make this up.
Everything Ive posted are facts. In the original subject, I acknowledged that I had an ex. That's why I dumped her because she was indeed cheating on me.
I rarely post at message boards anymore because electricity & Internet cause money. I've returned because you guys actually give good advice and I can use some laughs to take my mind off the situation. Thanks for having genuine respect towards me.

SuperPacker 05-30-2012 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caddy (Post 3016670)
You don't know what circumference means, do you?

:facepalm:

****! Now I remember.

How I do well in maths is beyond me.

So he measured with a tape measure?

Gay Ork Wang 05-30-2012 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brent (Post 3016667)



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