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trademaster 06-25-2012 06:00 PM

Honest question: how do you game a deaf girl?
 
I met this girl yesterday by the name of Tammy at a friend get together, and although we never said a word to each other for most of the night, we kept giving each other eye contact. At first i thought it was weird because it wasnt like the quick glance-eye lock then look away, it was for intervals of 3-5 seconds at a time and I had no idea she was deaf, but i found that out later. Blah Blah(fluffy story-telling crap). Shes sitting right across from me and she motions her hand to get my attention, and basically (through lip reading and interpretation of her hands) she tells me shes bored and i look bored too. I pull out my phone after we exchange some more non-verbal interactions and we begin to text. Immediately she asks me like "standard" questions-name, how old, am i single, school, blah blah, use my text game and it does its justice-initially. We're both about to leave and she comes over and shes me a hug before she goes and we text on the way home. She telling me about her passions n this n that. And other profound **** that girls like to talk about when theyre interested. We're up texting to about 2-3 a.m and this is where i start to lose my head, basically i think that I lose focus of the fact that shes still a girl and is not mentally incapable-but simply deaf because i start talking like a chode-i ask her the last time she was in a relationship, that type of ********, and call her babe(which im not sure she knew what it meant) and many other things. I think the reason i lost sight in the first place was because the way she texted. Instead of regular text(even that teenie bopper ******** like Gr3@+) she wrote like in broken english- like when she asked me where i was at in school right now she said-ur lucky I took 3rd grade reagain so not in same grade. It takes a lot of inference to decipher some of the things she says but for some odd reason i felt a strong attraction to her.

Skipping ahead to today she texts me at noon, and we begin talking again-more comfort talk, and a little play on my side but mostly stagnant-texting game/talk/whatever you deem the word.

I bring up me coming to see her and she tells me one of the big problems between us is that i cant do sign language and she cant talk-she can only say one worders like mom-move-etc. And then she proceeded to tell me that she sees me as a friend now. Meh, im not sure how to take it. My whole reality got topsy-turvy after i met her,honestly and it kind of broadened the way i look at the world and girls and i think that may have been where i ****** up. But basically, im just looking for some advice on how to handle this situation. If anyone can conjure up some advice to help me it'll be most appreciated. If not then im cool with it, this is'nt one of the (im a chode and i need advice, what do i do next, ok what do i do now, ********.) Thanks everyone and much love.

vidae 06-25-2012 06:03 PM

If this isn't serious: I lol'd.

If it is: learn sign language.

WCH 06-25-2012 06:07 PM

My dad learned sign language when he dated a deaf girl. I've never seen him use it (this was when he was a young pup, before he met my mom), but it's apparently not very hard to pick up. If that's the main obstacle, it's not an insurmountable one.

Also: Too long; didn't read. lol.

OSUGiants17 06-25-2012 06:23 PM

I thought you were busy shooting a porno because you girlfriend cheated on you with some guy who played your madden franchise. By the way I got no idea where black people get the names for their kids. Good luck with this girl though.

nepg 06-25-2012 06:51 PM

Is she in third grade still?


WCH 06-25-2012 06:52 PM

I'm glad that somebody else noticed the third grade thing. I wasn't sure if I read that correctly, or not.

fenikz 06-25-2012 06:54 PM

tl;dr

sign language obviously

A Perfect Score 06-25-2012 07:09 PM

Its times like these that I really, really appreciate NFLDC.

I have no idea how this question never crossed my mind until now.

wogitalia 06-25-2012 07:50 PM

Some thread titles you just have to click on... you sir have a habit of creating them.

and Sign language.

Brent 06-25-2012 08:22 PM

GRF was better at this.

vidae 06-25-2012 08:42 PM

GRF is in the hall of fame. This guy has a way to go before he reaches that level.

Caddy 06-25-2012 08:44 PM

Can we ban this guy and his alter ego The Dong?

wogitalia 06-25-2012 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caddy (Post 3041760)
Can we ban this guy and his alter ego The Dong?

Why would we want to do this? Then we wouldn't get threads like this one.

RufusMcDaniel 06-25-2012 09:02 PM

The best part about being with a deaf girl is that you get to play charades every day.

Brent 06-25-2012 09:02 PM

yeah, but you can't take her to concerts.

RufusMcDaniel 06-25-2012 09:06 PM

Well, if you secretly like Nickelback then it would be easy to take her to one of their concerts.

Wootylicous 06-25-2012 09:12 PM

Thats the same guy who wanted to do a porno right ?

devinhester=R.O.Y 2006 06-25-2012 10:02 PM

If its a joke you whip out your dick and see if she stays.

If its for real you need to learn you ass some sign language.

Bulldogs 06-25-2012 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tha Wootster (Post 3041784)
Thats the same guy who wanted to do a porno right ?

He's had many stories.

WCH 06-25-2012 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devinhester=R.O.Y 2006 (Post 3041821)
If its a joke you whip out your dick and see if she stays.

If its for real you need to learn you ass some sign language.

That's an underrated strategy. Seriously.


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