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The Alex 10-06-2012 11:13 AM

Player Names Are Out Of Control
 

vidae 10-06-2012 11:35 AM

Barkevious Mingo fits right in.

broncosfan 10-06-2012 11:56 AM

Hahahahahahaha that's awesome

josh07039 10-06-2012 12:31 PM

It started off ridiculous but shockingly not too far off from reality then it escalated to off the wall names like Dan smith. Well done.

Bert Macklin 10-06-2012 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vidae (Post 3141003)
Barkevious Mingo fits right in.

It's a family name believe it or not

Rosebud 10-06-2012 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bert Macklin (Post 3141095)
It's a family name believe it or not

**** like that is why I don't think the Danish are too crazy to have a list of a couple hundred approved names parents can chose from. Between **** like this and the douchebags that name their kid's after things instead of giving them real names, too many people just don't have a chance.

Phins827 10-06-2012 04:33 PM

Oh lawd, this made my day

The Alex 10-06-2012 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by vidae (Post 3141003)
Barkevious Mingo fits right in.

That's just the tip of the iceberg:

Shavodrick Beaver, QB, Midwestern State
http://rivals.yahoo.com/tulsa/footba...k-Beaver-69828

Konockus Sashington, DB, North Texas
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...hington-107078

Boyblue Aoelua, LB, New Mexico State
http://rivals.yahoo.com/footballrecr...e-Aoelua-61702

Silverberry Mouhon, DE, Cincinnati
http://rivals.yahoo.com/cincinnati/f...-Mouhon-109142

Delector Durley Jr., DL, Western Illinois
http://rivals.yahoo.com/nevada/footb...r-Durley-98165

Munchie Legaux, QB, Cincinnati
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...e-Legaux-85730

Wonderful Terrific Monds II, LB, Buffalo
http://rivals.yahoo.com/minnesota/fo...ds%20II-106481

I-Perfection Harris, CB, Georgia Tech
http://rivals.yahoo.com/footballrecr...on-Harris-1991

Kokaine Mothershed, QB, Northeast Oklahoma A&M
http://www.thechartonline.com/image_...be045e3d2.html

And of course...

Lucious Pusey, LB, Eastern Illinois
http://missouri.rivals.com/cviewplayer.asp?Player=14986

descendency 10-07-2012 12:10 AM

lol@Tire oil smoochie wallace.

Brent 10-07-2012 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Alex (Post 3141480)
Wonderful Terrific Monds II, LB, Buffalo
http://rivals.yahoo.com/minnesota/fo...ds%20II-106481

I-Perfection Harris, CB, Georgia Tech
http://rivals.yahoo.com/footballrecr...on-Harris-1991

Kokaine Mothershed, QB, Northeast Oklahoma A&M
http://www.thechartonline.com/image_...be045e3d2.html

And of course...

Lucious Pusey, LB, Eastern Illinois
http://missouri.rivals.com/cviewplayer.asp?Player=14986


y.f.s. 10-07-2012 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent (Post 3141908)

I'm just sittin here giggling right now

kalbears13 10-07-2012 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by y.f.s. (Post 3142019)
I'm just sittin here giggling right now

You've clearly had too much coffee this morning...

Rosebud 10-07-2012 01:40 PM

I think I'm going to make Boyblue-Aoelua my first kid's middle name.

robert pancake gallery 10-07-2012 01:52 PM


http://www.kcchiefs.com/team/coaches...9-abb9ea3ea3a1

dead.

wogitalia 10-08-2012 09:47 PM

Lucious Pusey... greatest name ever as long as it isn't your name...

BigBlueNorwegian 10-09-2012 10:49 AM

I don't really know why, but the name that really got me laughing hard was Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon. After that I had to pause the video, because I was laughing too hard to hear the next minute of the clip.

BloodBrother 10-09-2012 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by wogitalia (Post 3144388)
Lucious Pusey... greatest name ever as long as it isn't your name...

Man, now I demand a skit with some dude named Lucious Pusey trying to pick up women

"Hey girl, Lucious Pusey"

*throws drink in guys face*

Lucious Pusey: "sadface"

Grizzlegom 10-09-2012 11:13 AM

These guys will be suiting up for the Steelers in no time!

jrdrylie 10-09-2012 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by BigBlueNorwegian (Post 3144881)
I don't really know why, but the name that really got me laughing hard was Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon. After that I had to pause the video, because I was laughing too hard to hear the next minute of the clip.

That one was hilarious. I think my favorite one was Javarrius Jamar Javarrison-Lamar, mainly due to the way he says it with so much pep. Sequester Grundelplith M.D, EEEEE EEEEEEEEE, and Torque Construction Noise LeWith were great too.

J-Mike88 10-09-2012 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by wogitalia (Post 3144388)
Lucious Pusey... greatest name ever as long as it isn't your name...

Best of all-time.
How do you pronounce?

Rosebud 10-09-2012 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by J-Mike88 (Post 3145130)
Best of all-time.
How do you pronounce?

There's only one way to pronounce a name like Lucious Pusey.

jrdrylie 10-09-2012 05:41 PM

I just found out some terrible news. Lucius Pusey legally changed his name to Lucius Seymour.

eaglesalltheway 10-09-2012 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jrdrylie (Post 3145183)
I just found out some terrible news. Lucius Pusey legally changed his name to Lucius Seymour.

No, its just so when he writes his name down in formal terms it'll be Seymour, Lucius Pusey. Who doesn't want to Seymour Lucius Pusey?

jrdrylie 10-09-2012 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by eaglesalltheway (Post 3145242)
No, its just so when he writes his name down in formal terms it'll be Seymour, Lucius Pusey. Who doesn't want to Seymour Lucius Pusey?

That would be an awesome name, but the thing I found made it look like he traded in his father's last name (Pusey) for his mothers (Seymour) so he is now Lucius Ignatious Seymour


The Alex 10-10-2012 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrdrylie (Post 3144899)
That one was hilarious. I think my favorite one was Javarrius Jamar Javarrison-Lamar, mainly due to the way he says it with so much pep. Sequester Grundelplith M.D, EEEEE EEEEEEEEE, and Torque Construction Noise LeWith were great too.


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