#nip2036
 

Guys, spurred by my middle school nemesis running for office this November, I'm starting my grassroots campaign for the 9th congressional district in California. I've calculated the time it take for grass to cover the entire district and it would seem my ideal time to run is in 2036.

So make sure you all move to the 9th district in the next 24 years and vote for me!

#NIP2036

Done and done.

2036 will be a glorious year. First stop congress, next stop the white house! NIP in 2036!!!!!!

I changed my mind... I only will vote if I get to be part of your cabinet when you become President.

You have even more hurdles... Canuck!

Like the US will still have elected officials in 2036.

We can def talk about our options. It all depends on your area of expertise. No free rides.

It seems like it would a lot easier just to assassinate said middle school rival.

I think I'm gonna get my degree in polisci with an undergrad in film and I'm actually gonna run for office asap. I think I'd be up for election in 2018. Stay tuned.

Secretary of Defense or Education, either one. I can handle it.

Undergrad on film? How about press secretary?

CJ, you would be fantastic at either of those positions in my cabinet. I think I'm inclined to give you Defense if only so that I can keep Education and Education under-secretary positions open for others who are also qualified.

As a journalism major, I have this one.

Cain you can't vote for him you are already going to be my Vice President.

rhetoric major, need a speech written?

I'll take over. I actually have my degree.

I can see this cabinet coming together now...

Whichever member of NFLDC that possesses tits like that needs to reveal themselves immediately. My money is on DG.

I can shovel up dirt on anyone running against you.

Undergrad in journalism. Masters in English and a Masters in Teaching.

You need a spot for me, clearly.

Want to partner up? Deep can be our intern.

Well it's my real interested, but mine's unrelated haha.

Dibs on Communications Director. Bout to get my Toby Ziegler on in this ************.

Dibs on Sam. Let's run this ish vidae.

F my major but I'll be your campaign strategist.