Rhett Ellison vs Dante Rosario
 

These "Person A vs Person B" threads seem to be all the rage recently and heck, I'm a little drunk, lets hear it.

Who you got as your superior third string TE?

Rhett "The Eliminator" Ellison



or Dante "The Destroyer" Rosario



Edit: This really elaborate and lame joke falls pretty flat since I forgot to add a poll. So, meh, feel free to do with it what you will.

Clearly Alex Smith. No wait Vernon Davis. Shaun Hill?

I forget which insane 49er fan argument we're making fun of now.

Well heck, I didn't know Shaun Hill was eligible. Clearly he's a top-20 TE even though he is not only a QB, but has never played TE in the pros.

Since the Vikings are a better running team and Ellison only plays on the goal line then him. Plus my Madden Joe Webb Goal Line PA passes to him are unstoppable.

Since he is throwing to the TE he actually knows what the TE thinks...Alex Smith would make a goddamn great tight end

Dude it is totally Alex Smith:

http://www.nfl.com/player/alexsmith/2506410/profile

He is actually 3rd string for the Browns apparently.

Yet another competition where Alex Smith wins. Rest of the league, are you even trying?

God dammit woot, I was just coming in here to post this after I read the first two posts.

But the correct answer is RG3

He's actually the Browns' starting fullback.

This is a much closer argument than Rhett Butler vs Rosario Dawson.