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03-19-2012, 10:37 PM
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Rob Gronkowski Does It Again
From the man who brought you:
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The legend does it yet again....
http://deadspin.com/5894499/did-a-16...night-in-aruba
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03-19-2012, 10:43 PM
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Trying to top Mark Sanchez
03-19-2012, 10:58 PM
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Kiss on the cheek does not equal hooking up. If it did, your mother and grandmother would be insestuous child rapists. Who knows, your dad and grandfather probably would be too but also ***.
Sanchez sucks.
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03-19-2012, 11:07 PM
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Kiss on the cheek does not equal hooking up. If it did, your mother and grandmother would be insestuous child rapists. Who knows, your dad and grandfather probably would be too but also ***.
Sanchez sucks.
I doubt she was going post pics of Gronk boning her.
03-21-2012, 03:48 AM
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I doubt she was going post pics of Gronk boning her.
I know, right?
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
03-19-2012, 11:02 PM
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Who cares. If it's legal to bang a 16 year old in Aruba, go for it Gronk!
03-22-2012, 03:10 PM
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Who cares. If it's legal to bang a 16 year old in Aruba, go for it Gronk!
well... I think the whole issue wouldn't be a leagl issue but more of a moral issue...
In Thailand having sex with children is legal doesn't make it right
just kidding, I have no idea if that is true
but I digress, if I could have sex with a 16 year old and get away with it I-- okay stop right there.
03-19-2012, 11:05 PM
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Look at her bush, does it got hair? **** this ***** right here on the spot bare.
Atta boy Gronk!
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So an American male can travel to Aruba with an underage girl and bang her legally? Don't buy it. There's a legal loop somewhere.
03-20-2012, 06:43 AM
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So an American male can travel to Aruba with an underage girl and bang her legally? Don't buy it. There's a legal loop somewhere.
They do go after pedophiles that go to Thailand for sex with children. Can't see them doing it for a 16 year old.
03-20-2012, 03:09 PM
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So an American male can travel to Aruba with an underage girl and bang her legally? Don't buy it. There's a legal loop somewhere.
I'm pretty sure there's a law that if both are US citizens then the law still pertains regardless of where you are, if you are a US citizen and she is from Aruba then it's fair game to my knowledge
03-20-2012, 03:11 PM
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I'm pretty sure there's a law that if both are US citizens then the law still pertains regardless of where you are, if you are a US citizen and she is from Aruba then it's fair game to my knowledge
Also, I'm pretty that just traveling to Aruba with a minor would qualify as kidnapping.
ChiFan, you're in that grey area where you can bang either a 17 year old or you can't bang a 17 old, depending on your state laws. Half-birthdays don't count. Sorry, man.
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I'm pretty sure there's a law that if both are US citizens then the law still pertains regardless of where you are, if you are a US citizen and she is from Aruba then it's fair game to my knowledge
That is not how the law works...
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Aruba sounds like a great place all of a sudden.
03-20-2012, 07:45 PM
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Aruba sounds like a great place all of a sudden.
Tell that to Natalie Holloway's family
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Tell that to Natalie Holloway's family
Wow, 1 person, and it happened 7 years ago. And the guy who is most likely responsible is locked up. So don't go there! It's scary!
03-19-2012, 11:09 PM
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That brunette in the picture looks pretty damn good to me!
Go Gronk, quickly becoming one of my favourites!
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hes my ******* hero
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When white folks say hook up, it usually means made out.
When black folks say hook up, it usually means they ******.
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When white folks say hook up, it usually means made out.
When black folks say hook up, it usually means they ******.
What about the Chineses??
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What about the Chineses??
A study session?
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A study session?
I lol'd pretty hard
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I lol'd pretty hard
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When white folks say hook up, it usually means made out.
When black folks say hook up, it usually means they ******.
Guess I don't qualify as white then. Cuz a hook up is a hook up.
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When white folks say hook up, it usually means made out.
When black folks say hook up, it usually means they ******.
Pretty much this.
Also,
really Gronk? I mean yeah if I was 17 sure but come on. It even looks like she's still trying to learn how to sign her name properly.
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